The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 25th, 2014

christorolo was wohl länger dauert: das tot sein vor der geburt oder nach dem tod?

via Hotot for Chrome (retweeted on 10:48 PM, Mar 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

ChrisBucholz If you order a Chicken McFlurry without blinking, they have to give one to you.

via web (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Mar 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Aanbevolen lectuur: @demorgen schrijft over geslachtsneutrale taal in Duitsland (met mij en @luisepusch): demorgen.be/dm/nl/992/Wete…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:51 PM, Mar 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

ThatsLiff Hence: 1. A drip of paint on the windowpane. 2. The knob of surplus butter on a corner of toast. 3. Noel Edmond's head.

via web (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Mar 25th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

ThatsLiff Zod (n) An irritating lump which sticks out from the main body.

via web (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Mar 25th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

houellebeck Total crazy, die von der CSU: ;)
"Unser Generalsekretär ist jetzt auch Mitglied im @CSU_net! Yeah!!" pic.twitter.com/aSJ5eIkoHz

via web (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Mar 25th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

SGRed Ja geil pic.twitter.com/xZq83MMrdF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Mar 25th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

onekade Sorry, people who say NSA mass surveillance of foreigners is legal, but you're simply wrong. justsecurity.org/2014/03/24/int…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:00 AM, Mar 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

meltomene "Consider an example where a zombie has died and been reanimated, and John drowns him." Beavers (2012) bit.ly/1iW8jqc

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:55 AM, Mar 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)