Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 22nd, 2014

KarlreMarks Schadenfreudeabwesenheitssprachvokabulardefekt The German word for not having a word for Schadenfreude in your language.

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

zararah it all makes sense now! RT @Pat_Bren: They're called "alpha males" because they're broken, primitive, buggy versions of real humans.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Auch mal dem Handy vertrauen und eine Nachricht mit "Viele Gründe, Esther" beenden.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

@Herr_Rau Funktioniert dann eventuell nur mit Windows, besser erst mit trim() das \r abschneiden und auf wirklich leeren String prüfen.

via web in reply to Herr_Rau

runarorama The best way to find something out is to make an incorrect guess publicly on the internet. Somebody will feel the need to correct you.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via web)

@Herr_Rau foreach ($lines as $line) {if ($line) $lineno++; /* code to output possibly numbered line goes here */} // ?

via web in reply to Herr_Rau

Lotterleben Es tut mir leid, ihr müsst euch fix markante Frisuren zulegen, ich hab schon wieder meine Brille verpeilt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via web)

Wort des Tages: Ignorierpause "@spinfocl: Kurze Ignorierpause für die , um mir für "Partei des gesunden Menschenverstandes" einmal..."

via Twitter for Android

StefanMuelller Gerald Penn is here working on . 4.0 port and port on the way. And the new TRALE is much faster. pic.twitter.com/dHQLbj1XdN

via web (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

KStreetHipster What if climate change is a hoax and we create a better world for nothing? pic.twitter.com/WL6nopG889

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

schwarzblond "Geld ist mit das Herzblut auch einer Partei." Ich schnappatme und kringle mich in meinem Sessel.

via web (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Minettenruh, die: Gesetzlicher Feiertag für Muezzine. labenz.texttheater.net/Minettenruh

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

YorkshireLiff Esholt (n.) A stock answer to a tediously predictable question about one’s occupation.

via web (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

ivos Polemik am Vormittag. pic.twitter.com/R4kii8NUUL

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Mar 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for Android)