Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 8th, 2015

hllizi *sieht Jean-Yves Girard plenken*
*lehnt es ab, sich mit Jean-Yves Girard zu unterhalten*
*erhält ein Dankeschön von Jean-Yves Girard*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Deutsch_Falsch Marwichluteristrom is the German word for an open-topped box that can be slid in and out of the cabinet that contains it.

via DeutschFalsch (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Deutsch_Falsch Today's German lesson: When you say Untworwerstumatzundvis, it means antiaircraft artillery.

via DeutschFalsch (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn My new twitterbot will teach you German, wrongly. twitter.com/Deutsch_Falsch…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:19 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

GonzoHacker I'm such a terrible programmer that there are error messages addressed to me by name

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:43 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Dinge-tu-Dienstag

via Twitter Web Client

Geekprinzessin Wie gut ich auf mich selbst höre: pic.twitter.com/fd5nfMhaSc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Best. Commercial. Ever. This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop - youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q via @YouTube

via Twitter Web Client

Neuro_Skeptic "Our findings call into question the vast majority of existing claims drawn from the Google Books corpus" ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2644540… Uh-oh...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

bitterarab If men use their positions of power and authority in a patriarchal system to challenge patriarchy then absolutely they can be feminists

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Ich: "Das ist aber nicht grammatisch."
Mein Chef: "Wenn du's zwanzigmal sagst, funktioniert's!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

littlewisehen 2 Uhr nachts. Chelsea. Rote Fußgängerampel. Kein Auto. Nichts. Warte gut 3 Minuten neben einem Herrn.

Sagt er: " Na. Auch Deutscher?" 😂

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

TheGurkenkaiser "typisch deutsch" als 'Argument' gehört eigentlich verboten. (offensichtler gag: "argument verbieten wollen - typisch deutsch")

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Het Niets niet. (Das Nichts tackert.)

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"kein strengerer Datenschutz sondern Schutz vor Diskriminierung(nach Datenmissbrauch)durch Unternehmen und Behörden" ennomane.de/2015/10/07/saf…

via Twitter for Android

florianaigner As it turns out, there is a correlation between causation and correlation. pic.twitter.com/GpO9MlAG5H

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nichtschubsen Ich glaube, so ergeben sämtliche Ministerien plötzlich Sinn. twitter.com/SZ/status/6517…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

bcrypt brainstorming bad ideas for end-of-year listicles pic.twitter.com/2KuNIKxYBz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:29 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

rctatman One of my favorite tricks in class is to ask anyone who thinks "waterline" is a body part to raise thier hand. twitter.com/superlinguo/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

- Hat dein Fach irgendwelche praktischen Anwendungen?
- Ja, die Befriedigung intellektueller Neugier.

via Twitter for Android

Was hat Merkel jetzt wieder richtig gemacht?

via Twitter for Android