October 8th, 2015

hllizi *sieht Jean-Yves Girard plenken*
*lehnt es ab, sich mit Jean-Yves Girard zu unterhalten*
*erhält ein Dankeschön von Jean-Yves Girard*

9:32 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Deutsch_Falsch Marwichluteristrom is the German word for an open-topped box that can be slid in and out of the cabinet that contains it.

7:00 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via DeutschFalsch (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Deutsch_Falsch Today's German lesson: When you say Untworwerstumatzundvis, it means antiaircraft artillery.

7:01 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via DeutschFalsch (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn My new twitterbot will teach you German, wrongly. #botAlly twitter.com/Deutsch_Falsch…

7:10 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:19 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

GonzoHacker I'm such a terrible programmer that there are error messages addressed to me by name

5:47 PM, Oct 7th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:43 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Geekprinzessin Wie gut ich auf mich selbst höre: pic.twitter.com/fd5nfMhaSc

3:40 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Neuro_Skeptic "Our findings call into question the vast majority of existing claims drawn from the Google Books corpus" ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2644540… Uh-oh...

2:36 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

bitterarab If men use their positions of power and authority in a patriarchal system to challenge patriarchy then absolutely they can be feminists

12:14 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Ich: "Das ist aber nicht grammatisch."
Mein Chef: "Wenn du's zwanzigmal sagst, funktioniert's!"

10:34 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

littlewisehen 2 Uhr nachts. Chelsea. Rote Fußgängerampel. Kein Auto. Nichts. Warte gut 3 Minuten neben einem Herrn.

Sagt er: " Na. Auch Deutscher?" 😂

2:59 PM, Oct 7th, 2015 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

TheGurkenkaiser "typisch deutsch" als 'Argument' gehört eigentlich verboten. (offensichtler gag: "argument verbieten wollen - typisch deutsch")

10:18 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

florianaigner As it turns out, there is a correlation between causation and correlation. pic.twitter.com/GpO9MlAG5H

9:46 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nichtschubsen Ich glaube, so ergeben sämtliche Ministerien plötzlich Sinn. twitter.com/SZ/status/6517…

6:45 PM, Oct 7th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RT @bcrypt: brainstorming bad ideas for end-of-year listicles http://t.co/2KuNIKxYBz

8:29 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android

rctatman One of my favorite tricks in class is to ask anyone who thinks "waterline" is a body part to raise thier hand. twitter.com/superlinguo/st…

1:59 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)