Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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October 11th, 2015

So much linguistic humor in "The Martian". Like, the scene where they interpret "Are you f---ing kidding me?" ♥

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– He asked us to call him Captain Blondbeard.
– … Well, technically, Mars would be under Maritime…
– Yeah, I know, he explained it to us.

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Snowden NYT: High officials routinely engage in felony behavior, yet none receive felony sentences. nytimes.com/2015/10/11/wor… pic.twitter.com/6NlSW8cF8C

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Piecing together a dialogue from spoken Mandarin and Spanish subtitles. Moments to live for.

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DameyonBonson Gif of the day. You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/31eE08T082

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"Luckily, the camera does spin. So I can make an alphabet." <3

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"This fertilizer is the shit, man!"

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StartupLJackson Not many markets bigger than three billion people. Perhaps you're just not familiar with this user group? twitter.com/arielmichaeli/…

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Fritinancy @KoryStamper @PeterSokolowski Lesser-known adventures of Dictionary Man: gocomics.com/nonsequitur/20…

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Lotterleben Bester Toilettenpapierhalter ever :D lyon-beton.com/shop/cloud-eta… (Bus auf Preis und... Beton.)

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YorkshireLiff Upper Poppleton (n.) The blobs of congealed food on the inner roof of a student's microwave.

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"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Higher Order" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

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Der_Postillon Teufel warnt vor Überlastung der Hölle durch IS-"Märtyrer" ... der-postillon.com/2014/10/teufel…

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JamesMelville Quite possibly the best ever social media rant on Britain & the .
Brilliant work. pic.twitter.com/40WLrUQUBO

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kathrinpassig shit @duolingo says: pic.twitter.com/IpZldJiYVl

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Pöh, Staubsaug-Roboter. Wie wär’s mit Naniten, die den Staub wegtragen?

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nadjakwapil Für Risiken und unerwünschte Nebenwirkungen des Nicht-wählens, wenden Sie sich vertrauensvoll an sich selbst.

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gchrupala Training seq-to-seq GRU net with Adam - train loss stops going down after a while. Other than lower learning rate, what else should I try?

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Obama Won’t Seek Access to Encrypted User Data - NYTimes.com nytimes.com/2015/10/11/us/…

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houellebeck Erneuerbare bleiben teuer, haben sie uns prophezeit.
" now competes with . almost does."
fortune.com/2015/10/06/win…

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wgi_02445_temp Unfortunately, writing a thesis that is enjoyable to read is beyond the scope of this thesis.

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