The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 21st, 2015

CAwkward If you don't have a degree and think you would fit a job that "requires" one, apply anyway. Let them reject you, don't do it yourself.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Mit dem rheinischen Zungenschlag und der Neigung zum Überartikulieren gibt Pirinçci einen ganz passablen Goebbels-Imitator ab.

via Twitter for Android

NemPerez WELCOME 2 THE FUTURE vine.co/v/eVuuvI5gguh

via Vine - Make a Scene (retweeted on 11:18 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

danieldekok Wat voor een land is Nederland geworden? Mensen die vluchten voor oorlog help je! Dat heet menswaardigheid. nos.nl/artikel/206432…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Dass es das noch gibt: Ungooglebares. Bald wird man es unter Denkmalschutz stellen müssen (heimlich, um die Ungooglebarkeit zu bewahren).

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:06 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Director: "You're wearing a babydoll. It's very saxay. So maybe you can walk like you know it."

via Twitter for Android

katekiefer Read only the subject lines and pretend I’m in a secret relationship with President Obama pic.twitter.com/xz7LDJnJOc

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AmyDentata The one thing I recommend to all authors: PUT IT IN EBOOK FORMAT. Even if you have to step around Amazon. It's an accessibility thing.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:52 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@capa_berlin @jorges Ersteres bedeutet, in autarken Clans zu leben, oder? Keine Steuern, keine öffentlichen Schulen, keine Polizei usw.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to capa_berlin

ojahnn Seyffarth's Law: With each additional semester that you study, you will hear at least two additional introductions to propositional logic.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:52 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ioerror Dear Internet - please help @letsencrypt work well and work everywhere: twitter.com/bcrypt/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:52 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Deutsch_Falsch Gebernardflütelspromites is the German word for someone who plays the horn.

via DeutschFalsch (retweeted on 10:25 AM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Du meinst, wenn man unanständige Wörter verwendet hat?

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

Geträumt, es gäbe neue pornografische Emoji und der WhatsApp-Senden-Knopf zeigte zur Warnung eine ekelhafte Fliege, wenn man sie verwendet.

via Twitter for Android

astefanowitsch Österreichische TL: Haben Migrant/innen in Ö eine abfällige Bezeichnung für Nicht-Migrant/innen (wie „Kartoffel“ in D)?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 anyone know any strong work looking at x-ling data-centric prosody studies (like how prosody in one lang translates to another)? 1/2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:24 AM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Sind Entenhausener "Neffen" und "Nichten" parthenogenetische Nachkommen? pagewizz.com/5-entenhausene…

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