The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 7th, 2016

"Dad, will you be the surrealist sidekick to my jetset life?"

via Twitter for Android

Der Wald vor lauter Bäumen: unglücklich als Single
Alle anderen: unglücklich als Paar
Toni Erdmann: gar nicht mal so unglücklich als Vater/T

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Schnelle Kreisch, die: Geräuschkulisse eines vielkehligen → Morschreuths bei einer Achterbahnfahrt. labenz.texttheater.net/Schnelle%20Kre…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Oct 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Briefe, auf denen der Geburtsname des Gegenwesens steht, will es ab jetzt mit dem Kommentar "Empfänger verwest" zurückschicken. <3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Oct 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

stporombka KaDeWe, Kasse 9 3/4 pic.twitter.com/mQV76UT2Gh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Oct 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

StuartJRitchie So, Nature paper on 'human lifespan limit' makes this inference from those TWO points at the very end!? Total toss.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Oct 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MarloMeekins Human: your name is Flipper
Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Oct 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Die Wohnung merkt, dass sie verlassen wird, und beginnt zu zerfallen."

via Twitter for Android

Word of the day: flipbait

via Twitter for Android

amyquispe omg he's buying me snapchat

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:31 AM, Oct 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe "For the record, I'm not actually getting you Twitter. Your birthday gift is probably not even a publicly traded company."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:31 AM, Oct 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe "Well, I did say your birthday gift would be a couple days late. Gotta wait for the stock price to go down."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:31 AM, Oct 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

existentialcoms Communism is good in theory, but in practice it usually just ends up being destroyed in a military coup financed by the CIA.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Oct 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)