The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 15th, 2016

"That was my sandwich spread knife. Enjoy your pickle and cabbage and chocolate."

via Twitter for Android

Wort des Tages: Chromleuchter

via Twitter for Android

asayeed Some of you know that I am a connoisseur of parliaments, so I am about to connois the parliament. pic.twitter.com/ulCWdlwOqt

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Oct 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Ever been so direct that people think you're joking?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:58 AM, Oct 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Word of the day: (to) unnotice

via Twitter for Android