The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 5th, 2018

Schon schade, dass ich die Pressspancontraption, die das Hochheben neulich nicht überlebt hat, nicht vom Balkon (4. Stock) aus auf den Sperrmüllabholplatz tun darf.

via Twitter for Android

nsaphra My resume "teaching experience" section will always include how I TAed ancient Greek in high school and I don't care what "relevant experience" crap I have to drop to keep space for it

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Nov 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

PerryFellow I’m often a one-issue guy here on twitter because I this issue contains everything I want to say:

-existence is good
-justice is good
-accountability is good
-fact-based reasoning is good

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:09 PM, Nov 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn i'm amazingly productive today, i've already reinvented several wheels

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:09 PM, Nov 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

FlorianGallwitz Beunruhigend ist vor allem, dass Behörden sich diesen pseudowissenschaftlichen Unsinn haben andrehen lassen. twitter.com/lfdi_bw/status…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Nov 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

emilecontal When a fellow driver yells "a**hole!" to a self-driving car, who should be offended?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:51 PM, Nov 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Come on, really? You’d have us *gag* on our creations? A gruesome cue, love! Can any good lit be so written? No way! I quit!

via Twitter Web Client

multiplebears women and nb people!! i want to talk to you about the worst email you’ve ever ever received from an older man in a work context, it’s for an article. DMs open, RTs appreesh etc 😘

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Nov 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

berndulrich 1. das ist die Logik der Mafia, dann gilt die Nivellierung zum Bösen hin. Und andere denken immer: wenn schon Deutschland so handelt...
2. Verbot bedeutet moralische Entlastung des Verbrauchers bei minimaler Belastung der Produzenten twitter.com/j_hkrueger/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Nov 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)