Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

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November 27th, 2018

Fermentierungs-Workshop-Leiter: "Die so was anspricht, sind eh ein bisschen geschickter als der Durchschnitt, da geht das Aufräumen hinterher wie von selbst."

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BayesForDays I just learned about the euphonium, which is a type of brass instrument
The morphemes break down to "good sounding"
Talk about tooting your own horn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Nov 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

swishfilet @EnglishGibson Petition to make the Denglisch for Schmierpapier smear pap.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Nov 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

14 Fotos, die deinem Vertrauen in die Menschheit zur Klöte helfen

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pourmecoffee The Politifact Lie of the Year *should* be, "This is not who we are."

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innesmck WHICH FUCKING CUP, AMERICA

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innesmck "but innes you can just multiply up the fourteen by sixteen and you'll g-"

NO

MATHS HAS CLEARLY ABANDONED US. NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING AT THIS POINT

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innesmck THERE'S LITERALLY NO WAY TO KNOW HOW MANY OUNCES ARE IN A STONE!! NO-ONE CAN KNOW THIS

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Produce now automatically handles recipes that are themselves parallel. Declare this via the `jobs` attribute, and Produce will reserve as many job slots. github.com/texttheater/pr…

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hoedeehoe (me, giving eulogy)

Webster's dictionary defines death as

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:23 AM, Nov 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)