Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

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November 14th, 2018

Kollegin meint, sie will bei uns „Mahlzeit“ einführen. Habe ihr gesagt, dass sie der Teufel ist.

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john_overholt Turns out jigsaw puzzle makers just use the same die to cut apart different puzzles, so you can mix and match. boingboing.net/2018/11/11/thi… pic.twitter.com/Kk6v0o6AwW

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Nov 14th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

sarahcpr I'm opening up a startup decelerator. We will burn through your funding, create a PR crisis, and facilitate public meltdowns for your CEO. Apply in the comments

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:20 PM, Nov 14th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

giardino Deutsch so: Pfeifente, Krickente, Brandente, Stockente, Spießente, Löffelente, Tafelente, Eiderente, Trauerente. Irgendwelche Enten halt.
Englisch so: widgeon, teal, shelduck, mallard, pintail, shoveller, pochard, eider, scoter. Different animals!

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User satisfaction survey is killing user satisfaction

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