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July 2nd, 2019

skyglowberlin Try this:

If your name has an even # of letters, say "Have you been to Rocky Mountain House?" out loud, then in Google MAPS type "Rocky M"

If name has odd # of letters, search without saying anything out loud.

Now report: Is "Rocky Mountain House" in the top 4 recommendations?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Jul 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

corona100 Aus aktuellem Anlass: Vor 10 Jahren habe ich mit meinem Kollegen Axel Kossel mit einem c't-Artikel tatsächlich die Debatte um von der Leyen ins Rollen gebracht. Es ging ihr nicht um Wirkung von Politik, es ging nur ums gute Dastehen. Es war schlimm. heise.de/ct/artikel/Ver…

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literalbanana I'm uncancelling the lot of you FOR NOW

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beyond_ideology Finland puts new climate target top of EU leadership agenda: “Solving the climate crisis could be Europe’s next heroic act, one that will be admired and praised by future generations” climatechangenews.com/2019/07/01/fin…

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yeahyeahyens wenn in der u-haft die info ankommt, dass der verfassungsschutz bereits die beweise schreddert twitter.com/dpa/status/114…

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wellformedness Take: after you’ve read a hardback book the first time, you should remove the dust jacket. Dust jackets look ugly on the shelf.

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KieranSnyder It's impossible to be a "strategy person" without being an execution person. The real strategy is established by how you implement the details.

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MagicMagid Your face when you've just had someone ask if you're lost & then you're told to leave, on your first day at work. 🤦🏾‍♂️

I know I'm visibily different. I don't have the privilege to hide my identity. I'm BLACK & my name is Magid. I don't intend to try fit in. Get used to it!
👊🏾💚 pic.twitter.com/HhWG63kE9U

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Jul 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Groß-Aussprachefehler twitter.com/derwahremawa/s…

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Dunkelmagier Tag your D&D characters as semantic roles, Marlowe is Force/Experiencer because he has no idea what he’s doing or what’s going on

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startuployalist “We have a great many words and phrases in English that are really the names of complex stories and thus serve to standardize particular situations.

These words are stories or more accurately the names of stories.”

—Schank

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:02 AM, Jul 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

AmadeuAntonio Während Frank daran scheiterte irgendeine Verbindung zwischen rechtem Terror und herzustellen, brachte @DaimagM es auf den Punkt: "Das Hass ist nicht ein Phänomen in ihren Reihen, der Hass ist ihre Geschäftsgrundlage."

spiegel.de/kultur/tv/hart…

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derwahremawa Zerkarien, aber als das, was Bakterien mit Zähnen machen

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svershbow Friend: Are you scared to turn 30?

Me: No, I’ve been 38 since I was 5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:41 AM, Jul 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

kirbyconrod Hi, I finally finished this!

Have you ever had the problem of wanting to get your (students, coworkers, etc) to share pronouns, but didn't want to pressure people to potentially out themselves? I have some ideas on what you can do! link.medium.com/iPX7iNwOYX

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