Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 11th, 2019

peterbreuer Mein Leben in einem Satz: Beim Nachdrucken von 100-Euro-Scheinen mit so teuren Materialien arbeiten, dass das Falschgeld zwar einigermaßen perfekt, aber nicht annähernd kostendeckend ist.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

calamardh today's nightmare fuel: AI generated Garfield panels pic.twitter.com/KSA3KhjUHl

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Wenn dir beim Schreiben relativ früh selbst auffällt, dass du die Begriffe nicht sauber getrennt hast, aber der Artikel muss fertig werden und du wurschtelst dich dann irgendwie durch. twitter.com/zeitonline/sta… pic.twitter.com/mNQyMJo6l6

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joshraclaw Super enjoyable shot and chaser, pointing out the disconnect between prescription and use. And the big takeaway is that demonizing singular ‘they’ isn’t a grammar peeve, it’s delegitimizing gender under the thinnest veil of pedantry. pic.twitter.com/zkzVBvqIyv

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

HoIdMyBeaker Powdered sugar is highly flammable, so take care when you make a birthday cake pic.twitter.com/3cFbEqgPcs

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dr_KatieG1 19-So now, I set VERY concrete goals. Example: I'm going to write 500 words today. I'm going to edit 4 pages. If I want to do more within reason, that's fine, but once I hit that goal, I can feel accomplished and proud and am free to stop. I also KNOW my limitations.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dr_KatieG1 12-Always stop in a place where you feel good about what you've accomplished & maybe could keep going, but you've probably done enough (more on this in a few tweets!). Or as @StephenBHeard says, DONT stop writing in the Chasm of Despair - scientistseessquirrel.wordpress.com/2018/10/29/don…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dr_KatieG1 5-Here's what I found. Problem #1 - I was trying to generate content AND copy-edit the content at the same time. This NEVER works. This post really helped crystalize this problem for me. serialmentor.com/blog/2013/9/22…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:13 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dr_KatieG1 3-Writing your dissertation or a manuscript is hard because no one has ever been where you are. No one has ever written about it in the way you're going to. It's literally the edge of our collective knowledge or else you wouldn't be writing it. mymodernmet.com/phd-infographi… pic.twitter.com/bntZ79rU1s

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Horosbot ⚡ DIGITAL TRANSFORMER (geboren in KW 48–53)
Dein Workaround ist so 2015. Quick and easy transparente Architekturen zu visualisieren ist ein essentielles Lernfeld.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:11 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

DasMrvn @TheStrangeLog @texttheater Screw you! This update breaks my (/our) workflow. A team led by me developed a complex technique to trigger that bug in a controlled way. Our whole company (~ 26'000 employees) used this to travel. This update will cost us billions and the environment won't be pleased either!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Deutsches Apple Pay pic.twitter.com/pOLuzCvNtP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Ok ich fühl mich heute zwar beschissen, aber neue Superkraft entdeckt: Fremdes Kind schreit, schreit, WÄÄÄHH, WÄÄÄÄÄHHHHMAMAAAA, WÄÄÄÄH gugg pinke haare

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

read_papers We hope to improve this next year by adding a note in *ACL CsfP (CfPs?) that forewarns researchers that the proceedings may be published up to two weeks prior to the first day of the conference. twitter.com/ACL2019_Italy/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:46 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

midsomerplots A cynophobic postman is found with the brains carefully removed and replaced with straw. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Deverell’s leader of the local Miners’ Strike re-enactment society, angry that sex-toy anarchists might threaten a new financial crisis.

via Midsomer Murder Plot Generator (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

TheStrangeLog Fixed a bug where the fabric of the spacetime continuum would break, causing the solar system to stop moving.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ElovY_ Ich höre nur Mimimimi... wie blöd, dass junge Menschen sich nicht mehr ausbeuten lassen und ihr Berufsleben mitbestimmen wollen 🤷🏻‍♀️
sueddeutsche.de/karriere/perso…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker I also realized too late that most students think crypto means cryptocurrency, so I've accidentally said many things in lectures that left them horribly confused… “As you know, crypto helped turn the tide of World War II.”

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

random_walker When I teach cryptography and information security, I find that students come in with a "folk model" of these topics gleaned from the media. That knowledge isn't just wrong; it's actively unhelpful. A significant fraction of our time is spent unlearning it—with partial success.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

BeffernieBlack One year since he got Diogenes-ed to fuck. pic.twitter.com/7MHwf99wOn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:00 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

@ojahnn @HansvonKaese Sortieralgorithmen und Semantik, besser hätte uns dein Unterbewusstsein kaum charakterisieren können. 😄

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

HansvonKaese Ich hab von einer Aufgabe geträumt, bei der Worte wie Baum, Käfer und Bahnsteig logisch sortiert werden sollten. Meine Lösung wär ein Gitter, dann hat @ojahnn das Lösungsvideo von @texttheater gezeigt.
Ich glaub, mein Unterbewusstsein ist von euch beeindruckt.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:48 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wongmjane i love javascript pic.twitter.com/xk78Sv0ViS

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dein Bruder trank den hippen Saft,
dafür kommst du in Sippenhaft. pic.twitter.com/0kkrurDwDd

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@mjpost en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_proce…

I thought it was called "oak processionary moth" in English but apparently it's just "oak processionary". That kinda ruins my attempt at a joke. :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to mjpost

oak processionary scare - Eichenprozessionsschreck twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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zeitonline Deutschland kann nur zusammenwachsen, wenn die Energienetze, die Verkehrs- und die digitale Infrastruktur exzellent sind: @MFratzscher über gleichwertige Lebensverhältnisse in und die Finanzmisere vieler Kommunen. bit.ly/2NPcjRV

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:47 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ZDF Traurige neue Statistik: 88.880 🚲 Radfahrer verunglückten 2018 auf deutschen Straßen - 445 davon tödlich (= Anstieg um 16,5%)!

Damit ihr als Autofahrer kein tödliches Risiko für Radfahrer werdet: Beachtet das hier bitte 👇 pic.twitter.com/7fiilSBFyM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:47 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Es sei wichtig, zu berichten, wie es Angela gerade gehe, sagt der Psychotherapeut Jan Kalbitzer. Sie tritt souverän auf: "Dass jemand, der in der Öffentlichkeit unter solchem Druck steht, eine Schwäche einräumt, ist eine unglaubliche Stärke." bit.ly/2O2V1B9

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:30 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Unter-Prommenhof, der: Der VIP-Bereich für die nicht ganz so wichtigen Personen. labenz.neutsch.org/Unter-Prommenh…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:26 PM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

54Kontraste Heute möchte ich mit einem Thema anfangen, dass viele in Verbindung mit psychischen Erkrankungen vermutlich gar nicht auf dem Schirm haben: Wie studiert es sich mit einer PTBS? /jf

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Jetzt einen schönen Kaffee ins Gebein stalagmieren. twitter.com/41Strange/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson I hate being served hot water in a cup into which I am subsequently expected to place the teabag. So imagine my horror here in France when EVEN THE MILK was added to the hot water before the teabag!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:34 AM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

MatthewRayfield i made a new WEB TOY thing !

🎺 POPUP TROMBONE 🎺

it's a trombone you play by resizing a POPUP window
(but it doesn't really sound like a trombone, sorry)

🎺 play it here: matthewrayfield.com/goodies/popup-… 🎺

( and unmute to hear my BEAUTIFUL rendition of "mary had a little lamb" ) 👍 pic.twitter.com/u10G2J7G7J

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:53 AM, Jul 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

4 of 5 stars to Untenrum frei by Margarete Stokowski goodreads.com/review/show/28…

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On page 176 of 252 of Untenrum frei, by Margarete Stokowski: "Das ist unser Glück: dass ... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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