Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 24th, 2019

BoingBoing Veterinarian training video with man pretending to be terrified cat boingboing.net/2019/09/23/vet… pic.twitter.com/OsQ2gUm6Mg

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:56 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden "beste & neueste Technik" = irgendjemand, der nicht ich bin, soll sich gefälligst irgendwas ausdenken, was plötzlich alles wieder gut macht. der-/diejenige kann das aufgrund einer ausbildung zum erfinder twitter.com/c_lindner/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Fact: UX is short for urgonomix.

via Twitter for Android

dannywallace Great call on @LBC just now.

MAN: “I just want to thank you Nigel, for all you’ve done for British politics. I was an ardent remainer. I voted remain. Until one moment that changed it all”

FARAGE: “Wow. And what was that moment?”

MAN: “I got kicked in the head by a horse.”

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

StefanMuelller L-Gebärde ist bei das Zeichen für zu viel Fachsprache. Sollte ich im Grundkurs auch machen. Vielleicht nicht nur da.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

RichNeville Found something new to say when I leave a room. pic.twitter.com/FzkCVjuQBn

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:35 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Milliardenidee: Laubbläserroboter

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn In konfliktarmen Phasen des Lebens hypothetische Disse planen, z.B. "Mein Respekt für dich hat gerade einen Integer Overflow erlitten"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

erzaehlmirnix Schrödingers Wissenschaftler: Gleichzeitig nicht kompetent genug, um auf sie zu hören und so kompetent, dass sie sicher bald irgendwas ganz grandioses erfinden, das die Welt rettet.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

perseveresther *not* going for drinks with the person who's talking to the person I've been instead of the person I've been being

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

FrauFrohmann Sagen wir es doch mal, wie es ist: Greta Thunberg, 16, ist für mich, 50, ein Vorbild. Ein Vorbild in Sachen Informiertheit, Sachlichkeit, Engagement, Durchsetzungskraft, Weinen, wenn es zum Weinen ist.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ChanceyFleet Blind girl confession: I used to think 💯 (described by Voiceover as "hundred points symbol") was a hundred little points of light, like a constellation. I know the truth now and tbh it’s disappointing

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

vagina_museum We LOVE our new look, thank you so much, Passport! twitter.com/_Passport/stat…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

sagen ich machs mit nem skript aber heimlich von hand machen

via Twitter Web App

BuckRivera Wer ist Fler und wie kann man einen Namen ohne eine betonte Silbe haben?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

perseveresther I take great care curating my social media profiles and output bc it lets me go back and check who I am at any time if necessary

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

the_maki ELIZABETH II
by William Shakespeare

Act I, Scene I
The Palace.

Enter a messenger.

QUEEN: What news from the court, valiant squire?
MESSENGER: Thou wouldst not fuckin' believe it, Liz.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn I don't have a right now, but my is how I spent a few days with friends this summer and observed how SUPER easy it was to avoid gendered pronouns completely for one of these pals, like literally, everyone sounded completely normal

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

dami_lee Untitled Goose Game didn't have an adaptive soundtrack until the reactions to the first trailer convinced the studio to make one! I had a nice chat with composer @dangolding, who explained the fascinating process of adapting Debussy's Preludes for the game theverge.com/2019/9/23/2087…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

AnandWrites Another day, another Paleolithic Biden moment.

A young woman is asking him a serious, critical question.

He grabs her hands. Why?

As she persists, he pats them patronizingly and says “Thank you for admiring me so much.”

This is a man from another time. pic.twitter.com/SpZYAGFi9j

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:51 AM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

c_borstell
3. In my L1🇸🇪, a constructed gender-neutral 3sg pronoun "hen" entered widespread use during my lifetime
2. Comitative cxs can trigger sg or pl pronouns
1. Several have pronouns reflecting differential object marking glossa-journal.org/articles/10.53… twitter.com/brynguist/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

shakeitoffbot And the mirrors gonna mirr, mirr, mirr, mirr, mirr

via Cheap Bots, Done Quick! (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

StefanMuelller Hundreds of Australian scientists declare their support of @ExtinctionR. I will go to an @XRBerlin meeting tonight to get more information about this part of the movement. theguardian.com/environment/20…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Sep 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)