The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 5th, 2020

robvegas Nobelpreisverdächtig!
(via @Technikfaultier)
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via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:43 PM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

honnibal @wellformedness Just attach them as github release artifacts. Least likely to rot, and they get associated to a version

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:27 PM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness What's the best platform for storing big NLP models and data files? Asking for a student.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:27 PM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

fmailhot love the implication that the boy was named this before they had him twitter.com/stereogum/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:15 PM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

zirkuspony ab wie viel prozent active wear im kleiderschrank schaltet der körper um auf ketogenese

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:15 PM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

zirkuspony weitaus weniger überraschend: in allen untersuchten haushalten der heinsberg-studie wurde die plastiktüte voller plastiktüten und eine abgelaufene packung zitronenabrieb vorgefunden

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:38 PM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker Sandeborske, die: Mineralisches Sediment, das nach dem Ausgießen am Boden eines Putzeimers haftet. Deutet auf das unaufhaltsame Streben zur Entropie, die Vergänglichkeit allen Seins und noch einige andere philosophische Fragen hin, wenn man gerade Zeit d… labenz.neutsch.org/Sandeborske

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:34 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

IdaFunkhouser "Unsere Leonie hat gesagt sie wollen sich auf Viren spezialisieren. Das hat doch keine Zukunft, junger Mann!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:33 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

IdaFunkhouser Wenn du erste Mal bei den Eltern von deiner Freundin eingeladen bist aber sie ist gerade auf Klo gegangen pic.twitter.com/yTuC2DaZpG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:33 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Bock ein Metamem zu subverten

via Twitter for Android

texttheater Das Essen duftet wunderfein / und wird schon bald verschwunden sein

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:00 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

OnkelMaike früher hieß es "mensch leude, ich bin anfang 40 und ja, ich hab ne ernste lungenkrankheit, aber ich möchte trotzdem noch nicht sterben", heute nennen wir das "gesundheitskult" pic.twitter.com/8Yj93DMqUq

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:31 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

inderkuerze be like this with your students, and with yourself twitter.com/MicroSFF/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:30 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa Wenigstens ein Gutes hat die Seuche: Das sehr schöne und sehr E-lastige Wort »Genesene« feiert ein Comeback

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:29 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

hllizi Behalten oder wegwerfen? pic.twitter.com/PQGiwdaSFi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:29 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa Zackenschote, aber als edgy Witz

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:50 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender @twimlai @aleks_madry My take-away: deep learning's promise to obviate feature engineering is very much a "careful what you wish for" situation: w/o a lot of care in dataset construction & training regimens, the learned features are a. opaque and b. not mappable to how people understand the problems.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:46 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist (from a campus-wide email about the fall semester) "Provisions and instructions will be provided..."

Now I'm really entertained by the idea that provisions could be anything-else'd. "Provisions will be withheld." Would that make them "withholdings"? Yes I'm procrastinating

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:45 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist Basically, many aspects of dissertating were rough, but having an interested, supportive audience who was forced to read all of my most niche, tangential ideas was really rewarding. 10/10, would seek feedback on my many digressions again

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:45 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

RheaButcher Hell hath no fury like a white person mildly inconvenienced

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:39 AM, May 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)