The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 12th, 2020

Meine Cards-against-Humanity-Mitspielenden wissen korrekte Grammatik nicht hinreichend zu schätzen

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Bettwanze, aber zum Anfertigen von Sextapes

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publictorsten Kommunales Streetview. Minus View. twitter.com/Koeln/status/1…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:35 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Dienstag
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Ich: Mir ist den ganzen Tag kalt. Ich bin die totale Dings. Frierdings. Frierboje. Weißt schon. Frostbeule.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:41 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Montag
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Mensch: Ich hab einen neuen, schöneren Weg zur Arbeit gefunden.
Ich (ernst): Wo fängt er denn an?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:41 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Wort für "leichtgläubig" vergessen und stattdessen "glaubfreudig" gesagt, same energy

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Amüsierviertel vs. Enervierviertel

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jahochcam @arielmc_g @c_borstell @DingemanseMark I'm prone to them 😂

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:20 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

arielmc_g @jahochcam @c_borstell @DingemanseMark Nice cross-modal phonological priming!

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AdamCSchembri @c_borstell @DingemanseMark Working in a (hopefully to change in 2021) all hearing environment, I definitely get 'mode itching' = feeling the urge to sign!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:20 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

c_borstell @DingemanseMark ...

"code itching" = feeling the urge to use another language (in general or for a specific concept to be expressed)

"code snitching" = any atypical use of language (e.g. interference) that reveals something about your linguistic repertoire

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:19 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

c_borstell @DingemanseMark Perfection.

I propose the following additions:

"code stitching" = code mix with grammatical modifications across lgs
"code whiching" = meta-discussing which lg to use
"code enriching/sandwiching" = multiple roots for same target to facilitate understanding (e.g. Blendinavian)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:19 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

DingemanseMark @c_borstell code glitching

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:19 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

c_borstell Is there a technical term used in linguistics for when you accidentally use the wrong language?

That is, you accidentally speak/sign in a language that you (normally) know the addressee does not understand.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:19 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

birchlse Moore, G. E. (1939). "You Won't Believe What I Can Do with My Hands".

Frankfurt, H. (1969). "You Can Get a Man Killed and Make Someone Else Take the Blame. Here's How."

Smart, J. J. C. (1959). "Think Mind and Body are Distinct? This Will Blow Your Brain."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:19 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

birchlse If philosophy journal editors took the same approach to headlines as their media counterparts...

Jackson, F. (1982). "I Locked a Girl in a Room for Years to See What Would Happen. Here's My Story".

Putnam, H. (1973). "The Great New Alternative to Water No One Is Talking About".

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:19 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

AnnaDushime Erlebnisgutschein verfolgte Minderheit is A WORD twitter.com/aurelmertz/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:17 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

google sheets ↔️ clipboard ↔️ unix command line
it's data science

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Es ist die Meininger Straße in Köln-Kalk, 2008 noch ohne SUVs. pic.twitter.com/Whvrxvcrlm

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zirkuspony will noch jemand eine absage ich bin gerade in fahrt

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gleet_tweet @ojahnn It's usually my right hand that shifts over a little, so I sometimes try to connect to servers in Israel instead of the UK

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ojahnn have you ever tried to ssh into a server but went "aah" instead

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frachtschaden "Gleichsam" und "nachgerade" sind das neue "ähh" und "halt".

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:56 PM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

zirkuspony bandnudel aber als synonym für groupie

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:54 AM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

vinodkpg Excited about our upcoming ACL paper:

"Social Biases in NLP Models as Barriers for Persons with Disabilities" w/ @benhutchinson @cephaloponderer @_kelliewebster @Yu_mina9 & S. Denuyl, where we show biases towards mentions of disabilities in NLP models, representations, and data. pic.twitter.com/UEgfFxDn3y

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:06 AM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa Wer nannte es Filmrestaurator und nicht Bilderberger

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StefanMuelller Ha, this is funny. If only they knew. pic.twitter.com/vNV6r8CVeh

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hashtagoras noli me @'ere

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Heute durch eine kuriose Straße spaziert: lauter in Reihe gebaute, aber sehr heterogene Einfamilienhäuser, vor vielen ein SUV, der annähernd so groß ist wie das Haus.

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GabrielBerlin ok also wenn sich jetzt einfach jeder irgendwelche Siegel ausdenken kann, dann will ich auch („Teltower Mastschwein“ für besonders nachhaltige Hirsewirtschaft in einem Kurzfilm z.B.) pic.twitter.com/Ghm7rHBfAw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:30 AM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Je komplexer die Welt wird, umso mehr müsste sich Journalismus eigentlich um Erklärungen bemühen (also: Erklärungen im Sinne der Sendung mit der Maus, nicht von Robin Alexander). (h/t @JefDelvaux)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:27 AM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

JonStevensHall The filename of today's UK government Coronavirus lockdown document is

FINAL_6.6637_CO_HMG_C19_Recovery_FINAL_110520_v2_WEB__1_.pdf

There's... a lot going on there.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:26 AM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wellEmber On one hand, I'm thrilled that we're finally offering a fill-in-the-blank option for answering stuff about gender. On the other hand, we should maybe institute a character limit because I'm now the entire text of Moby Dick, followed by (they/them).

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:09 AM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

LunaticAbsturz Jetzt Boeing 747 ersteigern dann Flixflugzeug kickdown Nowosibirsk anbieten 4.99€ mein Bruder

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:07 AM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

che_saunders Glad this piece I drew for @curaffairs is getting some love. To clarify: yes, this is satire, and was originally titled "The Campus Seen Through The Eyes of US Conservatives." ✊🏽 twitter.com/quasimatt/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:01 AM, May 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

quasimatt tag yourself i’m teaching a class in the basement of the college of grievance studies pic.twitter.com/5bY6MW4mfh

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