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May 13th, 2021

ScHuehnerkrisp @stralauinBerlin Neues Genre: Fakepalindrome
Ein Otter mit Tourette nagt im Netto nie.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:12 PM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

wortwicht @ScHuehnerkrisp Mein dritter Mönch denkt furchtbar selten sittsam.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:09 PM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa @ScHuehnerkrisp Udos Julia glubscht unbefugt

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:09 PM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera @ScHuehnerkrisp Allabendlich epiliert des Kühlers Muhme Taranteln in Ceylon.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:08 PM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Neues Genre: Sätze, die wie Eselsbrücken klingen.

Cäsar angelt fleißig am Nil.

Horch, Förster: Eidam gerbt Füchse.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:08 PM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

_stk State of the Immaterialgueterrechtedebatte, 12 Jahre nach den großen Partei gewordenen Netzszene-Urheberrechtsreformdebatten: Das Kompetenzzentrum Open Data spricht von Eigentum in Bezug auf Daten 😬 twitter.com/OpenDataBundDe…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:42 PM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden "ein Glas Wein" (unverdächtig)
"ein Gläschen Wein" (SÄUFER-EUPHEMISMUS)

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:07 PM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

_roryturnbull @texttheater @ecpankratz @tschfflr @tmalsburg For English pronouns, though, there's actually five:
he / him / his / his / himself
she / her / her / hers / herself
I / me / my / mine / myself
and so on.

The reflexive one is useful as some "they" users prefer "themselves" and others "themself"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:43 AM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Gepiercte Frau: Großes Casino

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:33 AM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Oberlungwitz, der: Ein schlechter Witz, dem man nur ein schwaches Lachen abgewinnen kann. Hierbei werden nur die oberen Lungenbereiche beansprucht. labenz.neutsch.org/Oberlungwitz

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:33 AM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

@ecpankratz @tschfflr @tmalsburg When listing e.g., Latin nouns, there's a convention to give the nominative and genitive singular, which suffices to tell the declension. This seems similar.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ecpankratz

SimonKirby @ecpankratz I’d love to know this too. My guess is that it’s something to do with the use/mention distinction and ease of processing? Putting them both makes it clear you’re conveying different information than you would if you simply were using a single pronoun in a sentence.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:20 AM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ecpankratz Where did the convention of writing both nom and acc pronouns (e.g., "she/her", "they/them") come from? The nominative form alone already has all the information you need. Does anyone know/can anyone recommend reading?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:19 AM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

fraying Third: You cannot outsource management to the community unless you're ALSO demonstrating and documenting how it's supposed to be done, and actively moderating the moderations. Slashdot did this 20 years ago. I wrote about it. The knowledge is out there.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:10 AM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

fraying Second, ANY community feedback mechanism can become a tool of harassment. Anyone with any experience knows this. That's not to say "don't do it," it's to say: "so you have to think about how it will be abused in advance and counter it."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:09 AM, May 13th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat du Christi Himmelfahrt ich Chrichti Krise we are not the same

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