The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 28th, 2021

markus_schlegel Wenn fucking Hegel halt wenigstens grammatikalisch korrekte Sätze hingeschrieben hätte

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:56 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

openreviewnet Congrats to all submitting authors! Have a restful weekend. The OpenReview system will be building reviewer-paper affinity models over the weekend in preparation for giving reviewers a good bidding experience.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:56 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

openreviewnet OpenReview just smoothly weathered the deadline today, hardly breaking a sweat. Over 41k sessions, 35k active users (29k in final 2 hours), more PDFs submitted than we’re allowed to say, sub-second response time on most requests, CPU utilization never surpassing 15%.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:56 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

kirtekartjes Feiere den Tierarzt sehr dafür. pic.twitter.com/cqZXoJIlNS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:32 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

_stk Was, wenn es gar kein Innovationstheater ist, sondern eine Innovations-Truman-Show? Und es elementar wichtig ist, dass die Leute darin nicht erkennen, dass es sich um eine Simulation handelt?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:32 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

GoodGermanWords The Germans have a VERY useful word for "I understand your position and while I may not fully support it I can absolutely see how you have arrived at this point of view" -

German being nothing if not clinically logical, this translates as "to After-Full-Pull" pic.twitter.com/TJ2uTyWDdv

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:44 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

It's the way he says "It's going to prove your ship's wonky" for me.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

hihayk need avatars? we made this thing w @josep_martins boringavatars.com | + NPM, + copy to Figma pic.twitter.com/RrSuFdWaUq

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:28 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

molily “Germany Recognizes Mass Killings in Colonial Namibia as Genocide”
nytimes.com/2021/05/28/wor…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:36 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Grumpfdalm Bundesamt für Smudo in der Informationstechnik

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:02 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Which property of academic software are you? I am requiring nonstandard and undocumented input formats created by scripts lost to the ages.

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Linuzifer könnt ihr bitte aufhören?
Ich KANN nicht mehr! twitter.com/ralf/status/13…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:56 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

_noujoum Yes very cute, und wenn die Polizei klingelt, tackelt mich der schnuppelige Robo-Dog zu Boden und bricht mir das Genick. Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes. twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:54 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

fusaroli New fuel for the @PuzzleOfDanish Danes have a hard time understanding Danish tv and movies ("reflecting real speech and therefore too mumbled") kristeligt-dagblad.dk/debat/hellere-…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:53 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

AJhasawebbrand I'm sorry but there's certain things kids shouldn't see at pride. When impressionable lgbtq kids see gay bankers and cops flaunting their lifestyles at the parade, they get the wrong idea that queer liberation is possible within capitalism

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:38 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ASUrelle I was searching for oversized sunglasses and found... THIS. pic.twitter.com/IAJxWoNVKC

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:38 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

AlexWillich Ein Kabinettstückchen grammatischer Ambiguität! Wo soll man da bloß anfangen... twitter.com/Der_Postillon/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:25 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish How to make emails sound livid:

"As discussed"
"I thought we agreed"
"Regards"
"Thanks"
"I was under the impression"
"FYI"
"As per my email"
“With respect”
“Friendly reminder”
“Polite note”
“I was disappointed to...”
“Whilst I appreciate...”
“As I’m sure you’re aware”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:36 PM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Fakt: Die QWERTY-Tastatur wurde 1868 von Edward A. Qwerty entwickelt.

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labenzticker Schlott, das: Das Geräusch der sich schließenden Wohnungstür, das einem schlagartig klar macht, dass man den Schlüssel drinnen hat liegen lassen. Gehört zusammen mit dem → Schralling in die Gruppe der situationsabhängigen Geräusche. labenz.neutsch.org/Schlott

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:24 AM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Dort werden nicht nur öffentliche philosophische Beiträge aggregiert, sondern es gibt auch eine eigene Interviewreihe, in der mal nicht nur die üblichen Hanseln zu Wort kommen, die zum Thema Philosophie immer die Nase ins Fernsehen halten.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:04 AM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender please RT:

ISO field/documentary/descriptive linguists with collections of IGT and associated sketch grammars they are willing to share with me and my students for my grammar engineering class!

1/n

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:34 AM, May 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)