The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 22nd, 2021

luthersoehnchen Voilá ist französisch und heißt Bratsche.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

bengbutler linkedin was acquired for 26 (twenty six) billion dollars pic.twitter.com/LTm2kHJGEi

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:53 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Heute beschäftigen wir uns mit dem Stilmittel der Repepepepepepe

via Twitter for Android

The Dutch diminutive suffix -tje is found not only in nouns, but also adverbs (eventjes, zachtjes...) and numerals (eentje, tweetjes...). twitter.com/HooiWanV/statu…

via Twitter for Android

Was macht eigentlich… Mitterel Michameier?

via Twitter for Android

kochkunstRecook Anfahrtskizze mit dem Weißwein sowie den meist notwendigen Mitternachtssnack!

via Brod und Spiele (retweeted on 7:44 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

maaahwaah @staceyff @patrick_fahey @1followernodad It’s this color anytime there’s some reason to collectively “wear red.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:48 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

staceyff @patrick_fahey @1followernodad This is it. I knew red wasn’t my fave but this particular shade is revolting.

Thanks for doing the leg work!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:48 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

BGossin @1followernodad I didn’t know adults still had favorite colors, so when my then fiancée asked me what mine was I panicked and said grey or brown. For some reason she still married me.

As for my least favorite. Probably grey or brown.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:47 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

1davewalsh @1followernodad I read about this a while ago and went to look it up. Pantone 448 C is considered the world’s ugliest color. Some countries use it for cigarette packaging. It’s pretty damn ugly. pic.twitter.com/NhixVVZqTd

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:46 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

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via Twitter for Android

Kleinstod Wer TK-Torten vorm Verzehr vollständig auftauen lässt, hat zu viel Kontrolle über sein Leben gewonnen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:58 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Seid dabei, wenn der Fahrgast Halte bucht

via Twitter for Android

luca If you want to donate some API calls, you can do it here: lucahammer.com/spenden/

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:50 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

CarHelmets *Closed course, professional driver, do not attempt in real life because your vehicle will be instantly impounded and you'll go to jail.

Is there another consumer product that is consistently advertised in ways that are illegal in every state to this extent? twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:45 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

bbetweentheline @DrKEichhorn es braucht dringend eine Reform des WissZeitVG, hier wird über einen sehr vagen Qualifikationsbegriff Befristung begründet, ab Promotion bräuchte es Dauerstellen.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:43 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

LunaTheCloud Good evening pic.twitter.com/fZ2BxWLnbJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:43 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

figmadesign This is a story of a Figma bug that wasn’t a bug at all.


In November of 2019, one of our users reported this: ⁝ MW pic.twitter.com/eoWGYRRvoq

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:56 PM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Wie die Fußnote zeigt, war ihm sogar selbst dumpf bewußt, was für einen Unsinn er verzapft. pic.twitter.com/WOMESSALXI

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:50 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

wortwicht Ich möchte gern das kontroverseste Nahrungsmittel finden.

Der Teilnehmer, der am nächsten an 50/50 rankommt, gewinnt.

Es gibt nur zwei Wahlmöglichkeiten, klickt das an, was eher zutrifft.

Vorschläge nehme ich gern entgegen, wenn euer Lebensmittel nicht dabei sein sollte.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:49 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker Bech-Kleinmacher, der: Jemand, der nach der Devise „Hinfallen, aufstehen, Krönchen richten, weitergehen“ auch jeden noch so schweren Schicksalsschlag lächelnd übersteht. labenz.neutsch.org/Bech-Kleinmach…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:47 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

SPIEGELCaptions Hausarzt mit Patientin: Digitale Zukunft des Nikotinkonsums?

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:47 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

HadasKotek Tip of the day: If you're a linguist looking for a job in tech, a job with a title that includes the word "linguist" (esp. "computational linguist") may **not** what you should be looking for. It is most certainly not the **only** job title you should be looking for

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:39 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! The shaving of the lion's tail!

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 10:38 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Ja, Nathanael. Schön, dass du dich endlich meldest! twitter.com/satzomat/statu…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:38 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

jmschreiber91 A flaw I'm seeing in a lot of papers is that they think that "cross-validation" gives you permission to perform architecture search on the test set. If the cross-validation involves the entire data set and you choose models based on best performance on it, you're making an error.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:37 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Rainmaker1973 Researchers trained people to use a robotic extra thumb, finding they could effectively carry out dextrous tasks, like building a tower of blocks, with one hand. Participants trained to use the thumb also increasingly felt like it was a part of their body buff.ly/3hIIjo1 pic.twitter.com/RVGbgSS3c4

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:36 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

MarcusCrede The nine-year old has a hypothesis that people tend to call coin tosses one particular way. She has pre-registered her specific hypothesis with the OSF (outrageously superb father) and now needs data.
What would you call on a single coin toss?

Retweet for N.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:23 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

an_open_mind Open sourced models by
@facebookai
that can transcribe speech into text without *any* labeled data - just the audio and some unrelated text! It’s competitive with supervised systems from just a few years ago and works with English, Swahili, Tatar, etc.

ai.facebook.com/blog/wav2vec-u…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:11 AM, May 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)