The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 10th, 2022

KidsWriteJokes what makes egg and bacon the same

there both… yummy

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

misplacedcomma2 @AuthorStew Under door shot progress. Cat is now in the drawer which does not help. pic.twitter.com/bPXtYq4Xsp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

misplacedcomma2 Action shot of kittens actively not helping. Hinges of door are inside so can’t take it off. I’m cursing outside. pic.twitter.com/ggAKL8Lay5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

misplacedcomma2 Our cats opened the bathroom cabinet drawer, thereby blocking the bathroom door from opening. I took this picture by sticking my phone under the door. Trying with a hanger to close the drawer so I can open the door. A dog would never do this. pic.twitter.com/BmQ2T6PVdO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org spritzgießen – goss sprotz – gösse sprötz – sprotzgegossen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/S

via neutschbot (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

AlbinMeyerCH @Matres54842529 @tomyhub Ja, in Japan werben Kinos mit guter Luft. pic.twitter.com/WoYIVBD7I0

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Dein Heiligenname ist dein Name mit einem „St.“ davor.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:37 AM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa sozio-lulz pic.twitter.com/sJBdWtiPQS

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:32 AM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ConanOBrien We should refer to this period in history simply as “The Circumstances.” pic.twitter.com/7cugf2t5D8

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:31 AM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BodoMdB “Wie heißt nochmal die Stadt, in der die Franzosen im Mittelalter ihre Könige krönten?”

“Reims.”

“Wie nennt sich, wo des Königs Krone,
der sitzen soll auf Frankreichs Throne,
Sehr feierlich ward aufgeschraubt,
auf des Prinzen Oberhaupt?”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:29 AM, Jul 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)