The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 17th, 2022

BuckRivera „Ein Viadukt überquert nicht nur, er verbindet auch.“ (Wikipedia)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Bald kommt Adam Sandler und massiert euch Schlafsand in die Augäpfel.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

beispielwiese Send sand.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Warum heißt es vielfache Väter, die das mit dem Abstellen des Gebärendentransportfahrzeugs am Krankenhaus perfekt beherrschen, und nicht KREISSPARKASSE (sorry)

via Twitter for Android

reverse 9/11 (build a sky-colored skyscraper to provoke a a collision)

via Twitter for Android

Nice, so schön kühl im Vergleich zu morgen! 🙂

via Twitter for Android

mathemensch this is going well pic.twitter.com/5d1PAjVE6h

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Kleine Hemden – die Hemden des kleinen Mannes

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

peterdhintz Bei Nonmentions immer die Gefahr, dass man sich selbst meint.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:25 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

xkcd Google Maps is better at a lot of things, but the new high-detail Apple Maps (only out in some cities) is really nice. Here are screenshots of both in Cambridge, which has Google’s high-detail map and Apple’s old one, and Montreal, which has Google’s old map but Apple’s new one. pic.twitter.com/hYGO3JiJlp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes what happens to a banana when you eat it? it gets digested!

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

beispielwiese Spaghetti Biogenese.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

„Wir häagen dasz schon!“

via Twitter for Android

MisterABK Got off the train in Darlo and within 2 minutes a guy asked if I was looking for "a spliff?" I said no, and he said, "what about a doobie?" Which is the same thing, but fair play to the lad.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:24 PM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Jesús (ohne den Akzent ist es Blasphemie ☝️⁠😑)

via Twitter for Android

nach Weichspüler riechen 🚩

via Twitter for Android

simonblackwell Thanks, health boss. pic.twitter.com/jBR13RbUMA

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

'As with software product liability, the astute reader is apt to exclaim, "This will be the end of IT as we know it!" Again, my considered response is, "Yes, please, that is precisely my point!"' twitter.com/hsianghui/stat…

via Twitter for Android

SciStarter With the new game Glyph, you'll help researchers understand how letter shapes evolve to be distinctive and informative. Just sort letters by their shape! @GlyphMPI @MPI_SHH @psl_univ
Join now: scistarter.org/glyph?utm_camp… pic.twitter.com/8YUAMUCee5

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

metaphysica24 Aus gegebenem Anlass sei hier nochmal der Text von @FreihandDenker empfohlen. Eine kleine philosophische Einordnung über falsche Gegensätzlichkeiten in der Diskussion um Natur- und Geisteswissenschaften.

54books.de/politisierte-f…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:47 AM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

L3viathan2142 oddity: Did you know that you can inherit from anything, not just a class, as long as the type of that object doesn't complain when being called with three arguments?

E.g. with builtins:

class wat(zip("wat", "wat")): ...

or

class wat(map(int, "234")): ...

via Talon Android (retweeted on 12:17 AM, Jul 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)