The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 16th, 2022

hrmnn01 Dieses schöne Gefühl, einen Beitrag fertiggestellt zu haben wird alsbald von der Pflicht, ihn Korrektur lesen zu müssen ~ zerstört ~

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

mathemensch Obviously the model theory fan wiki that has for some reason entries for most common notions of model theory and some entries for human models. twitter.com/made_in_cosmos…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

berl2_1n Liebe Berliner Fahrradfahrer*innen,
ihr könnt hier leider keine Poller in der nagelneuen Todes-Verschwenkung haben weil Franziska hat sich mal von einer Fahrradklingel erschreckt und deswegen geht sterben.
langsam pic.twitter.com/t0d91e7fs6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

It is with a heavy heart that we unfortunately regret to inform you

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

derwahremawa Warum heißt es süßer Schmerz und nicht Pain au chocolat

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:11 PM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Kannst deine Marshall-Kopfhörer gleich dazu packen.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Evo2Me Warum heisst es Syphilis und nicht Vögelgrippe?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

55% done with Die kleinste gemeinsame W, by Mai Thi Nguyen-Kim: „Die wichtigste Verbindu... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

BuckRivera Zwei-in-eins-Shampoo für normale und Echsenmenschen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:20 PM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Schniegling, der: Jemand, dessen Frisur immer perfekt sitzt. labenz.neutsch.org/Schniegling

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:16 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org wässern – worß – wörße – geworßen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/W

via neutschbot (retweeted on 11:16 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TranslatedCats There are usually two types of merchants. pic.twitter.com/cUZnsbbmkY

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

hauckundbauer Heute in der pic.twitter.com/mmcCyYOKmD

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Anleitung auf YouTube, „schnell und einfach“ im Titel, Spielzeit: 16'50". Merkt ihr selbst, ne?

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anna_neumaier @BMBF_Bund @dfg_public "Liebe Mitarbeiter! Wir wünschen unsm dass ihr demnächst, anstatt eine gute Idee umzusetzen, in der Zeit lieber 5 gute Ideen beantragt. Wir gucken die uns auch wirklich genau an, aber bearbeiten dürft ihr im Zweifelsfall keine davon. Das wird prima!"

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johnbasil Just noticed this for widen, lengthen, straighten vs enlarge, embitter, empower. Seen in recent Language paper by @jtbeavers et al.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

johnbasil Can you think of a derivational affix that varies between prefix/suffix position depending on lexical base?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

mmbollmann Some great album covers in there though twitter.com/RoyiRassin/sta…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Same geopolitical feature, other side of the earth

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#176 2/6 (100%)
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ô lâ lâ lê cômpôtê

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kyssimmee this might look like they're announcing that sims can finally be queer, but it's much funnier than that;

The Sims has never factored gender into romance, making all sims functionally pansexual. After 22 years they're finally begrudgingly allowing you to make straight people twitter.com/TheSims/status…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:19 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Standplaats_KRK become ungovernable pic.twitter.com/GQX8SeG3Rr

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hllizi Funny how a central premise of Jurassic Park seems to be that there's some kind of law of nature by which it would be impossible to contain a bunch of dinosaurs.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:18 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm "Hey, hier ist eine Verbesserung 😊"
– "Aber hast du auch vorher sorgfältig jede Freude ausgeschlossen? 😡"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:17 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

liamosaur TIL that CWE-655 "Insufficient Psychological Acceptability" is a thing, and yelled "yes... YES!!" at the screen as I was reading it pic.twitter.com/sepMFplz6e

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:16 AM, Jul 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)