The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 20th, 2022

gumarten @texttheater alt-alt

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RueNahcMohr A table, for makers. The surface travels quite slowly to the left, about 5mm per day. The left edge of the table empties into a tub.

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nsaphra The Dude Map: How Americans refer to their bros qz.com/316906/the-dud…

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mervatim Something I learned today: They can attempt to detain you at the U.K. border if you and your children do not share a last name and you do not travel with their birth certificates. This can be resolved by your 6-yr-old shouting with utter contempt, “OH MY GOD THIS *IS* MY MOM.”

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glyph Apple's claims to "privacy" are in the news again so I am reminded of one of the most annoying aspects of their privacy story: you need local backups and local backups barely work.

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Shen_the_Bird cop: anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law

me: what if the balls were on top

[later]

judge: why did you say that

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Aug 20th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

karlklatsch im zdf fordert ein rhein binnenschiffer 20-30 cm mehr pegel von der politik

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Iron_Spike It's wild how quickly everyone seems to have forgotten that the downswing in pirating media was initiated by making that media easily accessible.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:54 PM, Aug 20th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Habe "alt" zunächst als Slang für "alternativ" (?) gelesen twitter.com/Quasselette/st…

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henscheck Seitdem ihr Schulweg durchs ausgetrocknete Flussbett führt können meine Kindern morgens zehn Minuten länger unruhig schlafen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:52 PM, Aug 20th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Was wenige wissen: Für mich selbst habe ich das „Idaho-Stoppschild“ bereits 2017 in Kraft getreten.

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harryliebs Wenn die Übergewinnsteuer nicht geht, Artikel 15 Grundgesetz ermöglicht die Vergesellschaftung des kompletten Energiesektors.

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Lexialex One of the better German traditions is that all kids get to carry a massive joint to their first day of school, as a reminder to stay chill no matter what. True story. pic.twitter.com/3GOGvTD0sd

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derwahremawa Geh mit anderen Augen durch die Stadt: Anhand von vier Gebäuden, die alle einen Steinwurf vom Bahnhof Zoo entfernt liegen, geht es heute ein bisschen exemplarisch um Städtebau und Architektur in Berlin nach der Wiedervereinigung. steadyhq.com/de/hingucker/p…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Aug 20th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Fritzlar, die: Das größte, lauteste und motorisierteste all der Werkzeuge oder Gartengeräte, die Vermieter immer dann verstärkt einzusetzen beginnen, wenn sie mit der Wohnung ihrer Mieter plötzlich anderweitige Pläne haben. Eignet sich aber auch, um beso… labenz.neutsch.org/Fritzlar

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:19 PM, Aug 20th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa @GabrielBerlin Ich vegane Bolognese
Ich vileda einen Mann⁉️

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incunabula Which European language am I reading? pic.twitter.com/w8QcjJdd40

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jonbradyphoto Bizarre FOI find of the day: Scotrail has openly published a two-hour long sound file containing every single element of its automated station announcements files.scotrail.co.uk/ScotRail_Stati…

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derwahremawa @texttheater Ich mache Musikkabarett und nenne mich Erik Satire.

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Ich eröffne ein Restaurant und nenne es das NOMPLUSULTRA

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nsaphra We must continue to hide from reviewers how much easier [S]ACing is. They cannot know their true power.

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formschub Verständnisschwierigkeiten führten dazu, dass ich kurz erleichtert war, dass die Discooberfassade unbeschädigt blieb. twitter.com/SZ_TopNews/sta…

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highfrontvowel If someone starts a sentence with “we now live in a world where…” or some paraphrase thereof you better brace yourself for the incoming take

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