The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 29th, 2022

existentialcoms Harry Potter and the Transgender Problem -
existentialcomics.com/comic/461 pic.twitter.com/dbJhbEieqS

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:56 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Oh, um laut aufzuheulen

via Twitter for Android

schuetz_marcel Einzig für sowas wurde Internet gemacht pic.twitter.com/CtQOc5bctv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

AmandaSmithSays Kim and Khloe Kardashian’s rapid weight loss and thinspo posts would be troubling from 20 year olds, but these are 40 year old women who know exactly what they’re doing to younger girls. It’s soulless.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Nilzenburger Und ich Idiot halte es schon für technischen Superfortschritt, dass mein Lidl mittlerweile einen Automaten hat, bei dem es egal ist, wie rum man die Flasche einlegt…🤡 twitter.com/avatter/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

techniktagebuch August 2022 Ein paar vielleicht nicht ganz offensichtliche Erkenntnisse zum Energiesparen – Heizung- und Warmwasser-Edition Es ist Sommer 2022 und das Thema Energiesparen rückt gerade für viele erstmals so richtig in den Fokus. Die Gründe... tmblr.co/ZydXMocWjaRTCy…

via Tumblr (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

moniza_hossain Now that hot girl summer is over i am ready for creepy woman august. If anyone needs me, I will be wandering the moors in my nightgown

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

tim_language “How many countries do you want to offend simultaneously?”
“Yes” pic.twitter.com/Z5XOIbeubd

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:20 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

fixedpointfae ACAB (assigned cringe at birth)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

moabit lebe jeden tag so als wäre es der heutige tag

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

markus_schlegel Katzenname „Mauze Dong“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

xileffff Die SPD findet langsam ihre Rolle als Oppositionspartei pic.twitter.com/jVwL74TaBl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

I've done it but I'm not sure yet if I find Zotero for Linux sufficiently usable. Might have to stick with Mendeley Reference Manager (successor to Mendeley Desktop). twitter.com/MushtaqBilalPh…

via Twitter for Android

GabrielBerlin Mama wie lange muss ich noch die Luft anhalten pic.twitter.com/vZAHTQaqd7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

KatherineAMunro Team standup today; everyone seemed to be fighting fires. At this rate we should make a sexy calendar... pic.twitter.com/Ud3sBlWxD0

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:44 PM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

JimmySecUK Annalena Baerbock is one of the few German politicians that really gets it. twitter.com/KyivIndependen…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:06 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

moabit wer nannte es neues palais und nicht fritzbox pic.twitter.com/WROSGVPKDo

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:04 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

chadloder My son has nonbinary friends at school, everyone respects their pronouns like it's the most natural thing in the world. They're just waiting for all the embarrassing adults in this world to die off lmao

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

thaozend1 Jemand hat seinen Motor abgestellt... genau mein Humor 😂 pic.twitter.com/gyjdi1gcWT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:32 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

eutychusganzneu Der Turm zu Babel brachte die Menschen auseinander, niemand verstand den anderen. Dann Erfand Giacomo Speisekarta die Speisekarte mit Nummern vor jedem Gericht

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:32 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

timnitGebru @Suhail @EMostaque It is not ok to have a blatantly racist baseline because a model might potentially be able to be fine-tuned to not output 100% Black men as gang members. The baseline should be *not racist*.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MKLtxt Nein, wir haben keine kleine Meinungsverschiedenheit, wir haben pic.twitter.com/9OUTP2cVFL

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:25 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Yoda4ever If it fits, we sits..we sleeps.🐈🐾⚗️😅 pic.twitter.com/AAOHd5muGc

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:23 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender Me: Grrr mansplaining SUCKS!
Them: How about I mansplain, but as a joke?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:21 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

tttthomasssss Lol train bookings are fun, train ticket Berlin - Vienna 160€

But if I book Berlin - Prague and Prague - Vienna on the same train without actually changing in Prague and just keeping my seat, its 48€ in total.

And yes, the tickets come from the same train provider.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:18 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

LilithWittmann Da ihr euch schon immer mal gefragt habt, was es kostet, einen (komprimierten) Gigabyte an Dokumenten aus dem zu befreien:
Ziemlich genau 1$. Krasser Fortschritt gegenüber 1,5 € pro Dokument, aber immer noch ne Menge Kohle dafür, das es kostenlos sein sollte. pic.twitter.com/Q0sebe2GXv

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:16 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

kriminalistin Mein Gott, Wordfeud, wie nennst denn du das, wenn du derbe aufs Knie fällst und das puterrot leuchtet? pic.twitter.com/teIzxIh3Y7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

cabby me: im so hungry
horse: *nervously* how hungry

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Aug 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)