The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 27th, 2022

hannahmsays if I were a baby who had been bathed fed sung to read to and lovingly shielded from the suffering and cruelty of this world all day at great personal cost to my caretakers I would simply go to fucking sleep

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:48 PM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Bretton What a paragraph pic.twitter.com/7iD3QP6h7z

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ichbinilya I can think of a worse “foreign policy blunder” Germany has done in the last 100 years. pic.twitter.com/QQasBH3FEH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

roastmalone_ cover letters are so weird like bro why do I need to write you some fan fiction about working for you

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Live, laugh, love – das Geräusch, wenn jemand in Flip-Flops vorbeigeht

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Man flip-floppt sich so durch

via Twitter for Android

klaasknooihzn In mijn dorpje Amsterdam staat genoeg kantoorruimte leeg om tienduizenden mensen op te vangen. Laten we dat gewoon doen. Is een stuk beter bereikbaar en ook veel gezelliger dan Bruindorp en Nazikerk aan de Heil.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

parismarx He finally came out and said it. Climate change isn’t perceived to be an existential risk to the wealthy; they feel they can buy their way out of its worst impacts, and don’t care about what it means for everyone else. That’s why they push false solutions over real action. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:23 PM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Serviervorschlag für diesen Käse: Lassen Sie ihn weg! twitter.com/formschub/stat…

via Twitter for Android

henscheck Der Witz ist ja, dass liberale Politiker:innen garnix dergleichen "müssen", aber es dennoch tun. pic.twitter.com/eS3s0LWGT8

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:36 AM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

morganmpage Cannot stress this enough: Abolish landlords.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Diese Art inklusiven Sprachgebrauchs bei Personenbezeichnungen hatte ich noch gar nicht auf dem Schirm: einfach das englische Wort verwenden (und die VdS-Leute doppelt ärgern) 😁 twitter.com/UniklinikDUS/s…

via Twitter for Android

arthur_spirling “Can you explain this gap on your résumé?”

hmm it’s \bigskip I think

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:22 AM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ohJuliatweets Nate Silver is a constant reminder of the dangers of telling a man he is good at something even once

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker jeppern (V.): Inspizieren des Backzutatenvorrates, wenn alle anderen Süßigkeiten im Hause aufgebraucht sind. labenz.neutsch.org/jeppern

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

gallenbitter Junges Pärchen im Zug. Sie lesen beide das gleiche Buch. Gleichzeitig. So eine Art Jack Wolfskin Pärchen-Scheisse für junge Leute. Ich schmeiß die jetzt raus.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 AM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

fussballinguist Ein offener Thread für Hörbelege von .

Pt. 1: Am Existenzminimum nagen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:07 AM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

guardian Super-tall, super-skinny, super-expensive: the 'pencil towers' of New York's super-rich trib.al/kD2YGvE

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 10:58 AM, Aug 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)