Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

ronnui_ I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names:

1.) I am afraid of electricity

9:44 PM, Mar 9th, 2023 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

@campuserleb_hhu Ich glaube 23.31.00

9:41 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter for Android in reply to campuserleb_hhu

#CampusErleben #CampusErlebenHHU pic.twitter.com/bcURNGpU6p

9:32 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

juanbuis some classic movies could *really* use a new title for the french market

"titanic" won't work in france, so... pic.twitter.com/FRkdq4SXbk

4:12 PM, Mar 9th, 2023 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

GURoundTable Exciting day 1 of GURT! Our Ph.D. students Lauren & @LukeGessler welcomed attendees with a warm greeting at DC’s Planet Word Museum! Looking forward to a week of learning and collaboration! GURTees, what was your favorite part of the exhibit? #GURT2023 pic.twitter.com/uOqPSlhqg7

4:25 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

@derwahremawa Ich würde es wahrscheinlich mit einem Fokusakzent auf »Ende« erklären: ZitatENDE.

3:01 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App in reply to derwahremawa

cactus_chef "Ich war bei einem großen Mumienverarbeitungs-Unternehmen angestellt."
"Und jetzt nicht mehr?"
"Nein, unser Standort wurde abgewickelt."

11:58 AM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Franzische Hackung auf dem Posteingang am Freitagnachmittag, um mit einem nicht ganz so vollen ins Wochenende zu gehen twitter.com/texttheater/st…

2:42 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

Dreh- und Angelpunkt, aber für Fischfilme

1:58 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

When in Bamberg, do as the Bam do

1:58 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

Unsere KI rechnet Ihr Foto in eine von über 100 messianischen Posen um

1:58 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

Americana, a type of arcane knowledge, like knowing what certain acronyms mean or where “Spokane” is or what a Fahrenheit is

1:58 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

matt_meeta I only "smash" that follow button after an evaluation. Does the account poast well? Do its takes align, if not politically, then at least epistemologically, with my own views? Has it consistently faved my good takes? Is it a girl? And so on. New algorithm ruins all this work.

1:42 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Die Stressoren #Bandname

11:01 AM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

#WasFehlt: Screensharing und Kopfhörer, aber für Präsenzmeetings

10:14 AM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

notnaughtknot I bet chomsky really regrets inventing language now…

10:17 PM, Mar 9th, 2023 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:42 AM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

sich dem ungebremsten Lauf der Dinge in den Weg kleben troet.cafe/@woz/109983117…

6:51 AM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

Mark heißen wie so ein Scamopfer

1:01 AM, Mar 10th, 2023 via Moa Bridge

“Can I put in an order to have my brain extra scrubbed?” #EpicQuotes #PaperGirls