The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 31st, 2023

T_Extinguishers BELGIUM: NEARLY 200 SUVS DISARMED LAST NIGHT IN BRUSSELS AND GHENT

Amazing work by Belgium TX who disarmed 194 street tanks last night!

Anyone can be a Tyre Extinguisher. See how on our website - join us!
tyreextinguishers.com pic.twitter.com/B5CFcgJA3Z

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:12 PM, Mar 31st, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

MNateShyamalan BREAKING NEWS: i am receiving word that as officers placed him in cuffs, the former president’s big suit pants fell down and it made a slide whistle sound. like when a cartoon character falls off a cliff.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Mar 31st, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

schrillmann bin vom Menschlich-Organischen her vermutlich Zielgruppe aber kann mir keinen Podcast anhören der "Lakonisch elegant" heißt bei "Wortkarg chic" würde ich es mir überlegen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Mar 31st, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Notabitur, aber als lateinische Verbform

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:06 PM, Mar 31st, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

mjpost I just tried to write the word /juːʒ/, apparently for the first time in my life, since I had no idea how to spell it. My instinct was "uzhe". Wiktionary corroborates.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:06 PM, Mar 31st, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

ianbremmer one of the most informative maps you'll see

the ‘true size’ of countries when not distorted on a sphere pic.twitter.com/7tpHqeHL1w

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:01 PM, Mar 31st, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

Wie applaudiert ihr, wenn ihr nicht beide Hände frei habt?

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»Bei diesem Sternekoch stellt sich immer die Frage, ob das, was er reicht, reicht.«

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»Nein, der Soul Patch gehört *unter* den Mund.«

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hering_david So apparently there’s a dentist who works in the spire of the Chrysler Building pic.twitter.com/Ind0GlDZJT

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Mar 31st, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

@patrick_sahle @FrueheNeuzeit @spinfocl Es soll ja schon öfter vorgekommen sein, dass das gleiche Wort in verschiedenen Zusammenhängen verschiedene Bedeutungen hat.

Ich würde allerdings nicht sagen, dass das Wort "Text" für diese Definition in der CL üblich ist. Ich würde eher von einer Zeichenkette sprechen.

via Twitter Web App in reply to patrick_sahle

MNateShyamalan while i’m not a fan of donald trump, it is chilling to realize that this could happen to any one of us after livetweeting 34 consecutive crimes

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:16 AM, Mar 31st, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

#434 1/6 (100%)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉
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worldle.teuteuf.fr

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It's called a Frunk look it up

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ital. osteria
dt. Osterei

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