Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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July 3rd, 2015

Manchmal hat man die Wahl zwischen Anpassen und Anpissen.

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“Remember having to try out various programs until you found the one whose quirks you hated the least?” — @maradydd medium.com/@maradydd/on-p…

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On page 47 of 192 of The British Museum Is, by David Lodge: 'You know smacking doesn't hav... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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JoeDator I met a woman who had never heard the term "mansplaining". Now, I am faced with a dilemma.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:04 PM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kaepora Signal has solved the problem of verifiably secure, open source, encrypted mobile messaging. Stability + minimalist UX are the key.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Das Rezept, der Fluchtplan des Menschen vor dem Geschmack der Dinge.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

thegermanfor The German for an exterminator (the bug-killing sort) is ein Kammerjäger, which means chamber hunter.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:59 PM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

OMG_wikipedia Christ Carrying the Cross is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Volutidae, the votules.

via OMG Wikipedia (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

OMG_wikipedia In finance, a dark pool is a DC Comics supervillain.

via OMG Wikipedia (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Englschulding, das: Ausflucht mit dem Verweis auf eine höhere Macht. labenz.texttheater.net/Englschulding

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:09 PM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

GeileHirnbude Homöopathie minus Bullshit
rnz.de/nachrichten/he…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Oh, es ist ja schon Das-Perl-Skript-macht-endlich-was-es-soll Uhr.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:55 AM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

textautomat "Lass uns heiraten!" - "Oh ja! Ich fang an. An welchen Hai denke ich? Er hat rechts und links abstehende Stielaugen..." - "..."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Favstar.FM)

textautomat Aus "anschmachten" macht meine Autokorrektur "abschlachten".

Frohen Valentinstag!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:00 AM, Jul 3rd, 2015 via Favstar.FM)

Makes me curious to meet some Icelanders. 'These annoying people “consider crankiness to be charming”' icelandmag.visir.is/article/icelan…

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