The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 31st, 2015

Protohedgehog My favourite evaluation of the h-index yet researchgate.net/publication/70… HT @DavidBNicholson pic.twitter.com/2aioddMn4a

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frankiemullin No Amnesty doesn't love pimps, no sex work isn't 'legalised torture', no Germany doesn't have decrim. I did a recap: vice.com/en_uk/read/the…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

KameronHurley Today's response to any "why do women write x" questions will be "This is a sample size error. Not a women error.Go read 100 books by women"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

oOtrinityOo Ok Google, mach mir Klopapier!

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skeptikantin „Wann ist Abstract-Deadline?“ — „Heute, 24 Uhr.“ — „Eeeeewig Zeit.“ pic.twitter.com/NmbjVqPhT9

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siemers nazis ermorden jährlich mehr menschen als die 'rote armee fraktion' während ihrer gesamten existenz. und alle lächeln distanziert.

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Warum nujjelt ihr so?

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jasonbaldridge ML book by Pedro Domingos, The Master Algorithm: How the Quest 4 the Ultimate Learning Machine Will Remake Our World amazon.com/Master-Algorit…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

YorkshireLiff Fitling (n.) An uneasy feeling that something of crucial significance has not been packed, when well on the way to the airport.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Lucomo @hllizi Hängt vom Verteidigungsbudget der Eltern ab.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:57 PM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kinduff $ git rebase origin/master pic.twitter.com/pAHtrPrm84

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:57 PM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Ich hasse Endnoten so sehr.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe I did it myyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Evo2Me Liebe Abgordnete des deutschen Bundestages, wenn euch das Grundgesetz nicht passt - die Regierung hat eine 80%-Mehrheit. Das genügt.

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Dear brick-and-mortar stores, we still need you, but 100% of your inventory needs to be searchable online in real time. It's 2015 FFS.

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hllizi @frachtschaden Zugführer im Urlaub, Sitze beim Polsterer?

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hllizi Eigentlich erstmal nur für die, die sich Vertraulichk. zu respekt. verpflichtet haben. Aber es ist ja nur ein MdB. twitter.com/JensKoeppen/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:08 PM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

saschalobo Das ist das Problem: ein Parlament, das sich ALLES bieten lässt und dann die Realität verdreht (Koeppen ist CDU-MdB) twitter.com/JensKoeppen/st…

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PatrickBeuth Was Maaßen am meisten fürchtet, ist ein deutscher . Meine Einschätzung zum : zeit.to/1MX4Ip7

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hllizi Maybe the poor Kid just needed to symbolically castrate his dominant republican father. twitter.com/ClaraJeffery/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ACLU 's Only Crime: She Knew Her Rights aclunc.org/blog/sandra-bl…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:19 AM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker Students Who Don’t Understand Information Flow Should be Eaten usenix.org/system/files/c… Best title ever for an academic paper?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:16 AM, Jul 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)