July 14th, 2015

WIRED_Germany „Ärgert euch nicht über @LeFloid, sondern über Merkel!" @spreeblick zum Kanzlerinnen-Interview bit.ly/1fEQKOo pic.twitter.com/85Kf2YDdFb

11:21 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:57 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nodrama_de Chemische Kastration, wie darf ich mir das vorstellen? Bener eine Minute in Schwefelsäure?

7:25 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via oiler_in (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge I was working with tries, then I wrote categorie. It looks like eventuallie we'll sie that it's just all "ie" and we'll be frie. Whoopie!

7:17 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

scottjohnson The best thing about the Pluto image from NASA today is the silhouette of Pluto the dog right on it. pic.twitter.com/hVqD5QTwGz

4:45 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Aus der Reihe "Reguläre Ausdrücke, die wie Picasso-Smileys aussehen": <[^>]*>

5:15 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

datenritter Nicht vergessen: Wenn Ihr an der Kasse nach eurer Postleitzahl gefragt werdet: 24613. (9 Einwohner.)

1:01 PM, May 14th, 2013 via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

the_intercept For American Psychological Association, National Security Trumped Torture Concerns interc.pt/1HZLRf4 pic.twitter.com/MYn7qODnxc

4:05 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

UteWeber Mir persönlich ist es durchaus ein paar Trillionen wert, dass wir Europäer uns nicht mehr alle paar Jahre gegenseitig totschießen.

9:01 PM, Jul 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Hätte gerne eine unsichtbare Hand für heimliche Masturbation.

3:52 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Sex ja, Symbol nein

3:49 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

astefanowitsch And @klinkhart has the perfect picture for my short story.

twitter.com/klinkhart/stat…

3:23 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

formschub »Was kostet bei Euch der ›Sex On The Beach‹?« – »Neun Euro fünfzig.« – »Ach, dann nehme ich lieber nur einen ›Petting am Baggersee‹.«

8:54 PM, Jul 13th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

LadyGeekness Merkel: “Ehe ist für mich zwischen Mann und Frau.”
LeFloid: “Absolut.”

Eure Kinder gucken das.
Just saying.

11:57 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nichtschubsen Die Hoffnung fahren lassen, aber dauernd gute Tipps geben und ins Lenkrad greifen.

11:06 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twidere for Android #2 (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ZackBornstein I want a sign that says both 'quality dental care' and 'Nagaraja, Cobra Master of the Underworld'

Got it. pic.twitter.com/maODOsnUby

8:33 PM, Jul 1st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:49 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

abnor_malik If I were young as once I was, and dreams and death more distant then,
I wouldn't split my soul in… instagram.com/p/5HCHpRA3AL/

10:29 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Instagram (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

thextheyandthez THE VALUABLE, THE WORTHLESS, & THE SAVORY

9:39 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via UBUWEB_EBOOKS (retweeted on 10:20 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

thextheyandthez THE SOFT, THE HARD, & THE FRIGHTENING

6:12 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via UBUWEB_EBOOKS (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

thextheyandthez THE SUDDEN, THE GRADUAL, & THE SELFISH

5:13 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via UBUWEB_EBOOKS (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

stinkstevel Die Leute wissen nicht mal, wie der Opa zwei Häuser weiter heißt und haben Angst vor "Überfremdung".

Ich lach mich kaputt.

8:45 PM, Jul 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch „Vertrauen“, „Demokratie“, „Freiheit“, „Wertegemeinschaft“ -- dafür hätte selbst Orwells Phantasie nicht ausgereicht ... #neusprech

7:38 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:03 AM, Jul 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)