The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 26th, 2017

JulyaRabinowich Bin dafür, dass die beiden mit- und nicht gegeneinander arbeiten. twitter.com/dkultur/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

I have ~ 10,000 tabs open in Chrome for Android and it crashes every time I tap "Close all tabs". Need that tinder meatspin device.

via Twitter for Android

What does the Hogwarts kitchen staff keep food fresh with?

Spellophane.

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden [3 days later]
SEAN SPICER: What I meant was he is batman
twitter.com/internethippo/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GiveMeInternet Oh the irony! pic.twitter.com/qqxStY581P

via givemeinternet (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC Forcing language into a logic mold is just as weird as forcing English into a Latin mold. Double negatives are as okay as split infinitives.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC It's nifty for mathematical purposes to have negatives cancel each other, I don't deny that. But negation in language was there first.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC I mean, negative concord has been around much longer than logic as a field has, tbh twitter.com/ArrantPedantry…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

happy_botday Happy 1st birthday to @SPIEGELCaptions! 😋

via happy_botday (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Kreppling, der: Das Werkzeug, mit dem Crêpebäcker den Teig auf der heißen Platte verteilen. labenz.texttheater.net/Kreppling

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

heelbilly (noun) smalltown transvestite

via Twitter for Android

konsulampulle Die vielbeschworene flämische Höflichkeit: Beginnend mit „excuseer, meneer“ von einer marodierenden Jugendbande angepöbelt werden. <3

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)