The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 27th, 2017

MikeHerzog MacBook, knowing its tethered, just burned through 1.8GB of precious mobile bytes at full LTE speed. What's wrong with you Apple?!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

hardmaru It seems many 'senior' deep learning researchers have a deep bias against the use of evolutionary computing methods. Let them eat gradients.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:13 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Ich wüsst ja echt gerne wie viel von diesen Minimalismus-Lifestyle-Hoschis ihren Krempel einfach bei Mutti horten.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed Actually mentioned this before but I still think that "Lolwut" should be a German word. Like Tollwut but with absurdity rather than rabies

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Endless Runway: Der Flughafen wird rund golem.de/news/endless-r… via @golem

via Twitter for Android

durst Ich wünsche mir einen Schwan, der freudig mit dem Hundz wedelt, wenn er mich sieht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SilverVVulpes LMAO I did not know that Judith Harris literally overstated her beliefs of parenting as powerless to bait critics… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

“humanity becomes, for technology, a means, an instrument for achieving a goal unknown and unknowable” twitter.com/jasonbaldridge…

via Twitter Web Client

frachtschaden Ich finde Kunstdiebstahl nicht gut, aber inspirierend.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Delafina777 If you've worked in a feminine-coded job like admin assistant, you have most of the skills for being a leader.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

matthew_d_green Terminator, except the robot gets taken out by an update to the cuda libraries.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:40 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Statt reinsteigern öfters mal rausverringern.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Also ich sags ja echt nur ungern, aber mein Ausdruck des Bedauerns vor dem Komma ist komplett gelogen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

mattlaschneider I'm not unemployed, I'm twitter.com/everyshenaniga…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:19 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

4 of 5 stars to The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling goodreads.com/review/show/19…

via Goodreads

texttheater @durst Warum fragst du dich, ob Twitter womöglich einen Psychotherapeuten ersetzen kann?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@durst Warum fragst du dich, ob Twitter womöglich einen Psychotherapeuten ersetzen kann?

via Twitter for Android in reply to durst

aklingus it's almost like someone's going back in time and planting these tweets without them knowing twitter.com/newtgingrich/s…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Nüßles, die (Pl.): Bezeichnung für die ungewöhnlich geformten Enden einer Salzstange. labenz.texttheater.net/N%C3%BC%C3%9Fl…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Wenn du in unbekannte Pampa fährst und zwei Dörfer vor deiner Haltestelle speicherleckt die Haltestellenanzeige ("453 MB used") und rebootet

via Twitter for Android

Interessante psychologische Operationalisierung von Ähnlichkeit. twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

via Twitter for Android