The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 29th, 2017

celeb_voices .@boburnham: "Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics, don't elect a joke." pic.twitter.com/qhaCpCp84k

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

cursedimages_2 cursed image 592 pic.twitter.com/zvsXqloa8F

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

microth As a student, work/life balance is so important. Good research implies you dont know outcomes in adv, so dont make… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:12 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

der_crouse Mein Opa war Imker und studierter Mathematiker. Wenn sich einer mit Summen auskannte, dann er.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

b0rk "no feigning surprise" (from the wonderful @recurse manual: recurse.com/manual) pic.twitter.com/ZPc07LlFle

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Es gibt ja Staubsaugroboter, aber nach dem, was ich gehört habe, nun ja, saugen sie ziemlich.

via Twitter for Android

hondanhon marie kondo but for meetings

im sorry i cannot attend your stakeholder update meeting because it will not spark joy

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kchonyc Hinton said. “I think Trump might help there.” ahahahahaha 😭 twitter.com/kchonyc/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:42 AM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Verchromter Sportsarg mit Spoiler

via Twitter for Android