The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 11th, 2017

bradyn_ryann Trying to sing along with Lorde but her voice is so deep pic.twitter.com/qkz2r5prr7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Auf Talfahrt: Die Umsiedlung der Nomaden schafft böses Blut

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:04 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jasonpriem Our new Chrome extension finds versions of paywalled articles as you browse. Give it a try: unpaywall.org

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed ... the alien protuberances of white asparagus are just peeping their spiky heads out of the earth. 2/2

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed German has many great words for feelings but prob none for the feeling you get from knowing that somewhere ... 1/2

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Cato_of_Utica This is one of the best union memes I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/JJglOk5f72

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Wenn Sie glauben, die richtige Lösung zu haben, schlagen Sie fest auf die Buzzercremetorte.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:16 AM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Not really a frenemy. More like a frenequaintance."

via Twitter for Android