The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 4th, 2017

fernandojsg - wife: u can't put two pizzas at the same time in the oven
- me: trust me. I'm an engineer 😎 pic.twitter.com/baBxwt9bxF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Apr 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 new blog post "Structured prediction is *not* RL" nlpers.blogspot.com/2017/04/struct… (I know, I've been lying for years :P)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Apr 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn nach einem wunderschönen Erlebnis am Wochenende habe ich mir vorgenommen, nie wieder keinen Honigkuchen zu essen (konkrete Umsetzung unklar)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Apr 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 new blog post "Structured prediction is *not* RL" nlpers.blogspot.com/2017/04/struct… (I know, I've been lying for years :P)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:28 AM, Apr 4th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Strangely prophetic episode "Black Mirror" The Waldo Moment (TV Episode 2013) - IMDb imdb.com/title/tt238629…

via Twitter Web Client