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kenvogel Trump remembers details of cake he was eating while launching missiles, but not which country he was attacking. pic.twitter.com/TYfqXXDeCZ
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kenvogel Trump remembers details of cake he was eating while launching missiles, but not which country he was attacking. pic.twitter.com/TYfqXXDeCZ
ianmcginty RT if you log into online the web EVERY DAY pic.twitter.com/IKvm0uwou7