The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 12th, 2017

kenvogel Trump remembers details of cake he was eating while launching missiles, but not which country he was attacking. pic.twitter.com/TYfqXXDeCZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Apr 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ianmcginty RT if you log into online the web EVERY DAY pic.twitter.com/IKvm0uwou7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Apr 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)