April 9th, 2017

kathrinpassig @texttheater Generische Twitterhandlung: Jemand sagt was, dann sagt jemand was Ähnliches, aber schon beim dritten M… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

10:08 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

zafirahhanis This is the essay tht got Cassandra Hsiao accepted into all 8 Ivy League Universities. pic.twitter.com/aLyJXq4nuF

7:40 AM, Apr 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:56 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Ich schneide mir jetzt die Pulsadern* auf!!!

*Betonung auf dem a. Eine südtiroler Salamidelikatesse.

8:03 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben When I'm frustrated with one, I switch to the other– works surprisingly well! Helps detach from problems & mull over them at a distance. :D

1:49 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:51 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Oscillating between coding & sewing: pretty OK way to spend a sunday.

1:48 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:51 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

quarkkalibur Denkt an die unterschiedlichen Garzeiten! Das Osternilfperd müsste jetzt langsam in den Ofen.

11:10 AM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Büderich, der: Betreiber eines Kiosks oder Schnellimbisses. labenz.texttheater.net/B%C3%BCderich

11:00 AM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:49 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Jedenfalls habe ich damals gelernt, dass Witze nicht funktionieren, wenn sie Vorurteile zu bestätigen scheinen.

10:10 AM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

velartrill wait what #wikifinds pic.twitter.com/0Lx55I3oJU

3:21 AM, Apr 7th, 2017 via Corebird (retweeted on 7:23 AM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)