Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 23rd, 2017

"Ich sheete das jetzt erstmal spread und dann sehen wir weiter."

via Twitter for Android

paul_haine If you're ever having a bad day, just watch this video of a man trying to deep-fry gnocchi pic.twitter.com/U1aXAS4kIJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sqiouyilu now I want to write stories about boys and men who are just kind to each other 😭👌🏼 pic.twitter.com/QCGbyqqUiB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

aLostVictorian That escalated quickly. pic.twitter.com/7Ci3Fyunfk

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

dog_rates Here's a puppo participating in the . Cleverly disguising her own doggo agenda. 13/10 would keep the p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Those lines that I before have writ do lie. Sorry about that.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn >> // It hasn't even been a week / but I've forgotten how you speak.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn You're only letters to me now / Your sounds are long forgot / I wish I could remember how / you talk, but I do not. // >>

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

dnvolz Wow. Uber secretly tracked users after they deleted app. Tim Cook found out, threatened Kalanick w/ App Store delet… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

levampyre This is my childhood's idea of self awareness in an article! That I didn't wanna be a f*cking princess didn't make… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

antjeschrupp "She is not gender nonconforming. She is gender role nonconforming." getpocket.com/@443TcAd4g63aM…

via Pocket. (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Ich bin Weltmeister im Diskurswegwerfen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

peterseibel Making more and more dramatic changes to code with no visible effect on behavior before realizing I’m not running t… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Militär flugplatz: Zukunftsblicke am laufenden Band für die Zielgruppe weiblich, dreißig plus

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

formschub Die Gepäckablagen im RE – echt praktisch, wenn man nicht weiß, wohin mit dem Federmäppchen oder einer Scheibe Toast. pic.twitter.com/ep7U5iLI8N

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

billmckibben If you didn't march today, don't worry, you're part of the control group!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:36 AM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)