April 23rd, 2017

paul_haine If you're ever having a bad day, just watch this video of a man trying to deep-fry gnocchi pic.twitter.com/U1aXAS4kIJ

10:44 PM, Apr 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sqiouyilu now I want to write stories about boys and men who are just kind to each other 😭👌🏼 pic.twitter.com/QCGbyqqUiB

11:44 PM, Apr 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

aLostVictorian That escalated quickly. pic.twitter.com/7Ci3Fyunfk

8:33 PM, Apr 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

dog_rates Here's a puppo participating in the #ScienceMarch. Cleverly disguising her own doggo agenda. 13/10 would keep the p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

8:31 PM, Apr 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Those lines that I before have writ do lie. Sorry about that.

1:29 AM, Aug 17th, 2013 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn >> // It hasn't even been a week / but I've forgotten how you speak.

9:40 AM, Aug 7th, 2013 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn You're only letters to me now / Your sounds are long forgot / I wish I could remember how / you talk, but I do not. // >>

9:40 AM, Aug 7th, 2013 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

dnvolz Wow. Uber secretly tracked users after they deleted app. Tim Cook found out, threatened Kalanick w/ App Store delet… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

5:10 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

levampyre This is my childhood's idea of self awareness in an article! That I didn't wanna be a f*cking princess didn't make… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

4:57 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

antjeschrupp "She is not gender nonconforming. She is gender role nonconforming." getpocket.com/@443TcAd4g63aM…

12:54 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Pocket. (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Ich bin Weltmeister im Diskurswegwerfen.

4:31 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

peterseibel Making more and more dramatic changes to code with no visible effect on behavior before realizing I’m not running t… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

3:58 AM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Militär flugplatz: Zukunftsblicke am laufenden Band für die Zielgruppe weiblich, dreißig plus

12:51 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

formschub Die Gepäckablagen im RE – echt praktisch, wenn man nicht weiß, wohin mit dem Federmäppchen oder einer Scheibe Toast. pic.twitter.com/ep7U5iLI8N

11:06 AM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

billmckibben If you didn't march today, don't worry, you're part of the control group! #marchforscience

9:58 PM, Apr 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:36 AM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)