The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 6th, 2017

Another reason I can't wait for augmented reality lenses: could do dishes while watching series.

via Twitter for Android

texttheater In der letzten Stunde vor der Deadline was zu machen ist kein Problem. Das Problem ist, in den 8 Stunden davor schlafen zu können.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:41 PM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

“This is surely the case (author’s gut, personal communication).”

via Twitter Web Client

wess413 @Emojipedia and faces 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😗😗😙😚☺🙂🤗😇🤓🤔😐😑😶🙄😏😣😥😮🤐😯😪😫😴😌😛😜😝😒😓😔😕🙃🤑😲😷🤒🤕🙁😖😞😟😤😢😭😦😧😨😩😬😰😱😳😵😡😠😈......

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tervontomi @Emojipedia And trains. 🚝🚄🚅🚈🚂🚆🚇🚊🚉🚋🚞

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Emojipedia Someone at Unicode really loves umbrellas 🌂☂️☔️⛱🏖🍹

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

E-government NL: username, password (moving to SMS 2FA now)
E-government D: certified ID card reader or select range of NFC phones
*sigh*

via Twitter Web Client

@zehavoc @GrMeaningBank That's what we're aiming for, in case of faithful translations. And thanks! ^^

via Twitter for Android in reply to zehavoc

SPIEGELCaptions Wie man Terroristen fördert: Fein ausbalanciertes System

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:05 AM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)