Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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April 6th, 2017

Another reason I can't wait for augmented reality lenses: could do dishes while watching series.

via Twitter for Android

texttheater In der letzten Stunde vor der Deadline was zu machen ist kein Problem. Das Problem ist, in den 8 Stunden davor schlafen zu kรถnnen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:41 PM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

โ€œThis is surely the case (authorโ€™s gut, personal communication).โ€

via Twitter Web Client

wess413 @Emojipedia and faces ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜šโ˜บ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ......

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tervontomi @Emojipedia And trains. ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš„๐Ÿš…๐Ÿšˆ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš‡๐ŸšŠ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿšž

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Emojipedia Someone at Unicode really loves umbrellas ๐ŸŒ‚โ˜‚๏ธโ˜”๏ธโ›ฑ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿน

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

E-government NL: username, password (moving to SMS 2FA now)
E-government D: certified ID card reader or select range of NFC phones
*sigh*

via Twitter Web Client

@zehavoc @GrMeaningBank That's what we're aiming for, in case of faithful translations. And thanks! ^^

via Twitter for Android in reply to zehavoc

SPIEGELCaptions Wie man Terroristen fรถrdert: Fein ausbalanciertes System

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:05 AM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)