The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 1st, 2018

leonceundlena Gare du Sud, aber als Rezeptanweisung.

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Feb 1st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @zeitonline: #Islamunterricht: Ein Lehrer erzählt, wie seine muslimischen Schüler über Antisemitismus diskutieren – und wie gut ihnen de…

via Twitter Web Client

RT @frachtschaden: 🎶 Das bisschen Forschung macht sich von allein (Review #1),
das bisschen Forschung kann so schlimm nicht sein (Review #2

via Twitter for Android

@spinfocl @ojahnn Demnächst mal veranstalten? Auch hier gibt's in vielen Kneipen Kölsch. Wir sind nicht so.

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

I enjoy @duolingo's Chinese course, but the frequent audio/pinyin mismatches for characters that have more than one pronunciation are really annoying and seem entirely avoidable.

via Twitter Web Client

Das Fachschaftszimmer hat Clownautoqualitäten.

via Twitter Web Client

karol My new doctor gives me too many options on their registration form. pic.twitter.com/SGtFKaGH01

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Feb 1st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @spinfocl: Finally! Thank you, @lisafdavis & team. So, take that, science journalist. For the future: Try to ask someone who is #Voynich

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gravislizard usps 2002: package should arrive Feb 10-16
usps 2018: UPDATE - TRUCK STRUCK BUMP, PACKAGE SHIFTED TWO INCHES TOWARDS FRONT OF TRUCK, IS NOW TWO INCHES CLOSER TO DESTINATION
us: fuck u how close is it to the door. how many energy drinks has the driver had. what's the speed limit

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Feb 1st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

lerikscline Underrated feeling: crossing something off your to-do list not because you finished it, but because you just decided not to do it.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:32 AM, Feb 1st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)