The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 28th, 2018

@spinfocl Vor meinem geistigen Ohr läuft dreckiger Hardcore Techno <3

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

RT @brian_bilston: SNOW POEM

words fell

from the

sky

today

i stood…

via Twitter for Android

RT @EnglishGibson: @texttheater Use ‘ihr’ when addressing a group consisting of that person plus one or more ppl you are on du-terms with.

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RT @texttheater: "Schuhgröße! Gottseidank! Ich dachte schon Chromosomenpaare..." https://t.co/4SbVSJjH

via Twitter Lite

For requests: "Könnten Sie" and "Könntest du" can both be shortened to something indistinct like "Könnze".

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Feeling ready to switch to "du" with someone, but asking would be awkward and just switching would feel blunt? Ease into it by using generic "du" instead of "man" a few times.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Some for navigating "du" vs. "Sie" in Germany:

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@frachtschaden Als Sammelband rausbringen. Titel: "Mehr über Orte"

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RT @hllizi: Nach dem ersten Satz dachte ich, oh Mann, jetzt ist wieder Gammelfleisch dran, Gott wie langweilig. https://t.co/aNFRcx0cHG

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RT @ojahnn: "Ich würde gerne für dein Projekt brennen, bringe aber nur mit viel Mühe ein leichtes Qualmen zustande."

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"Notenmachen, leidiges: Transparenz und Notengerechtigkeit" https://t.co/LvNnmsLDQo #blogs #feedly

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RT @Gute_Luise: Meiner Urologen-Schwester zur Promotion ein Orchidometer (Hilfsmittel zur Hodengrößenbestimmung) mit Gravur zu schenken ist…

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Structured programming = don't use unrestrained goto
Functional programming = don't use assignment
Object-oriented programming = don't use pointers to functions
(Bob Martin)

via Twitter for Android

existentialcoms To the people who say I do too much communist propaganda with this account: I'll make a deal, if you do a communist revolution, I promise to go back to just philosophy jokes or whatever.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:18 AM, Feb 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Ösistani, das: österreichisches Deutsch https://t.co/ozn6A4I3bW

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