April 7th, 2018

MrTimDunn The island of Nordstrandischmoor is connected to mainland Germany by a tiny narrow gauge railway. Several residents… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

9:19 AM, Apr 6th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

KuttnerSarah Schnürsenkel-Dilemma auf der Straße:
Vater: „Too tight or not tight enough?“
Kind (weinend): „Too tight enough!“
Willkommen in meinem Leben.

7:12 PM, Apr 6th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

schrillmann Bettina Rust: Maxim, Sie gelten unter Kennern als der Gustav Gans der deutschen Gegenwartsliteratur, Ihre scharfe Z… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

6:45 PM, Jan 15th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Sprachpingel In der Tat! RT @ArminWolf Höre gerade im Radio, dass Martina Gedeck im Film DIE WAND "die Titelrolle spielt". Echt? Interessante Besetzung.

5:43 PM, Nov 16th, 2012 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter Lite)

schrillmann Bettina Rust: Schön, dass sie eingeschaltet haben, das gerade war 4′33" von Johnny Cage. Meinen heutigen Gast muss… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

8:11 PM, Jan 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:01 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden pic.twitter.com/eUgZOdztcy

1:40 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:10 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

womensart1 'Factory Junction' by Gail Brodholt, English artist known primarily for her oil paintings and linocut prints inspir… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

8:52 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Kann mich nicht entscheiden und kaufe einfach alle. pic.twitter.com/SqIwTuMbep

1:11 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson 10yo: “Nimm den Ball von mir!”

Me: “Wow, is that how you say ‘tackle me’ in German?”

10yo: “Yes.”

Me: [tweets it… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

12:28 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:31 PM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

tante Und vielleicht ist das wirklich das einzige was vom ganzen #Spackeria Kram übriggeblieben ist: Die Erkenntnis, dass… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

9:07 PM, Apr 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:58 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

habichthorn War zwei Stunden nicht hier, gibt es den deutschen Mann noch?

6:57 PM, Apr 5th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Wer will, dass mehr Menschen in der Stadt aufs #Fahrrad umsteigen, muss Infrastruktur schaffen, die Sicherheit verm… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

8:42 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via ZEITonline (retweeted on 9:20 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

felltomate Topp-Tweet mit dass/das-Fehler. pic.twitter.com/zyg4HddVZb

1:56 PM, Apr 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

JayCogi the height of humour is discovering that "piraten" and "beraten" are homophones in your dialect and never talking a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

11:20 PM, Apr 6th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

lanthsamary Stilleben. pic.twitter.com/AOdpCMVlza

6:07 PM, Apr 5th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:49 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ByRosenberg This is a remarkable thing for a newspaper to do. The Denver Post is calling on its hedge fund owners, Alden Global… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

10:25 PM, Apr 6th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:48 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)