April 13th, 2018

Mr_DrinksOnMe I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School. pic.twitter.com/X8NdjG6vdY

8:56 AM, Apr 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:35 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

existentialcoms hey look, it's good old free market capitalism efficiently organizing resources to solve the needs and desires of the people again pic.twitter.com/YwJIIsYAIj

7:53 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

giardino "Auf das Brautpaar wollen wir heute das Glas erheben,
Es soll glücklich sein mit dem Eheleben.
Die Liebe steht natürlich an erster Stelle.
Hoffentlich trägt der Florian die Jessy heute noch über die Türschwelle." pic.twitter.com/r5FfkmoljA

5:41 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

nebengleis Die leere Shampooflasche noch während des Duschens mit Getöse über die Duschkabinenwand schleudern ist der einzige Weg, wie leere Shampooflaschen aus der Dusche heraus gelangen können

4:59 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:03 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

spacetwinks also "what if *literally everyone* spontaneously decided to not do anything other than sit on the couch and watch tv" is not a convincing counterargument, nor is it actually a question of logistics, it's a question of "what if a wizard curses the whole planet, what then"

5:05 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

spacetwinks god i hate hearing about hypothetical "lazy" people to justify a denial of human rights

i don't care if someone spends the rest of their life doing nothing but watching dick van dyke reruns on a couch, they still deserve water, food, shelter, healthcare, all of it

4:18 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Dein Milchreis ist abgelaufen oder existiert nicht. Bitte versuche, den Kühlschrank erneut zu öffnen.

5:23 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ansprüche senken ist der erste Schritt ins Unglück.

11:46 AM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:09 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

aemkei Assigning numeric values to Hebrew letters in JavaScript looks different than expected…

const א = 1; // one
const ב = 2; // two
const ג = 3; // three
const ד = 4; // four
const ה = 5; // five
const ו = 6; // six
const ז = 7; // seven
const ח = 8; // eight pic.twitter.com/g4ev8KikPS

10:01 AM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:49 AM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

BayesForDays Sometimes it feels like thinking about language interferes with language

10:48 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

dingsgebumst Als echter Gourmet geht man keinen Döner essen. Man geht Dönieren.

11:51 AM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)