April 12th, 2018

genialewelt Es ist die Sicht auf die Dinge, die sie perfekt erscheinen lassen. pic.twitter.com/5akARHHDvj

8:52 AM, Apr 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

alles_b „Mama was zieht man an?“ „Übergangszeug schoma nich.“ „Nee gibtja kein Übergang. Badehose?“ „Wenn überhaupt.“ „Du bist keine Hilfe.“ „Ja.“

7:36 AM, Apr 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater @alles_b Putte und Buddha müssen natürlich beide sein, auch bei mir im Bücherregal. pic.twitter.com/lFj6c6GcYw

10:06 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

alles_b Hippiebernhard schaut mir bekifft beim Achtzehnsäckemulchschleppen zu und „hätte jern jeholfen aber mein Handjelenk und ümrijens, die Heckenrose wird da nüscht.“

8:51 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:01 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

JackOfQuills how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler

6:41 AM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

existentialcoms My favorite explanation for why people can't afford a house on one salary anymore is that women entered the workforce, driving wages down.

People just accept it as a natural fact that more people working causes workers to be poorer, when obviously the opposite should be true.

6:43 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux Bitte nicht mich anrufen, das mag ich nicht so gerne

1:32 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:03 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

tiger_food Vorsatz für heute: Rhabharbherkhuchen bhackhen.

12:51 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:09 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Max_Fisher Finally, please put on your felt gloves and breathing mask while handling the JEWEL OF THE COLLECTION, Fox News’ *exquisite* Eastern Europe. Yugoslavia has reunified, except for Serbia, which is now Hungary, and also Yugoslavia is now Bulgaria, which is nameless. It’s beautiful. pic.twitter.com/58mT8VWpzy

11:03 PM, Apr 11th, 2018 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn tfw du kein Messer mitgebracht hast und in der Büroküche ist auch keins und deine Kolleginnen und Kollegen müssen jetzt eben alle reihum vom Kuchen abbeißen

9:50 AM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:22 AM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Es soll heute freundlich werden. Das hängt natürlich auch ein bisschen davon ab, dass jeder Einzelne mitzieht.

6:55 AM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 AM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)