April 23rd, 2018

peterbreuer Meine Kunstfälscherkarriere soll nicht daran scheitern, dass man die Blocks mit den Übungssignaturen im Altpapier findet. Außerdem habe ich so immer ein sauberes Ceranfeld. pic.twitter.com/kzb7gsItC4

11:08 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

M_e_ll_y Haha 🤣😂🤣😂
So wahr irgendwie pic.twitter.com/odMMSVAGTt

9:05 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

martijnwieling 1 fully funded PhD position in #compling #computationallinguistics at the @univgroningen: an excellent opportunity to be supervised by Gertjan van Noord (past #ACL president), @gosseb and me! See: rug.nl/education/phd-…. RT much appreciated!

8:42 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:57 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ScorpiiAlpha lyd: wtf y’all have so many colors on your flag
me: well, this was originally the lipstick lesbian flag
lyd: but why so many colors
me: consider a bunch of femmes trying to decide upon a favorite shade of pink & red
lyd: oh. Oh my god
me: I’m surprised there aren’t more on there pic.twitter.com/M20yK2D7KP

4:06 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:56 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson In another text I had ‘Last but not least’, but I left that alone as it worked well enough.

8:35 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson I once translated ‘ein Nice to have’ (an Anglicism in a German text) as ‘an optional extra’ because it referred to something you do rather than something you have.

8:28 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

irlnomi pic.twitter.com/ZRgHjo6m0H

3:37 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:18 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

GabrielBerlin Auf englisch „Would you rather please refrain from eating the microphone darling thank you so utmost much you’re a national treasure“

12:34 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:47 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

GabrielBerlin Ploppschutz heißt auf deutsch übrigens „Auditive Phasenschiebewalze nach Art einer Konsonantendruckausgleichswelle (Hausmacher Art)“

12:32 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:47 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

GabrielBerlin Fakt: Ploppschutz heißt auf französisch Protection de la Podcasteur extraordinaire avec du fromage blanc, croissant Pommes avec Semfmayo perdu pleauppe-pleauppe

12:27 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:47 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater Sprenggeld <n> Geldbetrag, den Eltern ihren Kindern zustecken, um dafür auf dem Nachhauseweg Dynamit zu kaufen und ein paar Häuser in die Lu

8:14 AM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

chaoshoch2 4jähriger: Was hatte dein Papa?
10jährige: Depressionen.
4j: Was sind Depressionen?
10j: Eine Krankheit.
4j: Was für eine?
10j: Da möchtest du allein sein und beim Ausflug nicht mit.

Der Vierjährige nickt verstehend und sie wenden sich dem nächsten Gesprächsthema zu.

7:13 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

cureffi Spent my Saturday trying unsuccessfully to train a neural network to discriminate food from non-food objects. pic.twitter.com/R5XI2dvezL

1:08 AM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Nächstes Mal streame ich Bad putzen.

10:49 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:43 AM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)