Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Bilk, Düsseldorf

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May 19th, 2018

ojahnn The other day I was trying to be productive, but I couldn't focus on my to-do list because I kept thinking about something else. My solution was to add the item "obsess" to the list, so I'd still be making progress. I'm such a pro!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:52 PM, May 19th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden [Gäste zu Besuch]
"Mir ist die Tiefkühlpizza leider angebrannt, da musste ich improvisieren."
"Äh, Tiefkühlpizza? … und … was gibt es jetzt stattdessen?"
[Betonmischer voll mit altem Haferschleim wird hereingefahren]
[Betonmischer fällt um]

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 7:52 PM, May 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ChristophKappes Diese beknackte „Falls Du es verpasst hast“-Funktion bringt meine Gegenwartskonstruktion durcheinander.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:24 PM, May 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

larplover69 D&PhD, a tabletop in which you have only one very high stat and have to justify how it relates to anything you want to do

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:20 PM, May 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Abgesehen davon, dass mein Bot Quatsch behauptet, bietet er auch einen schönen Einblick in die absonderlichen Modifikationsketten in manchen Wikipediaartikeln. Zum Beispiel bei den Männern im Wasserball in Kroatien. twitter.com/Wiki_Irrtum/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:25 AM, May 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

combinatola doing math:
step 1: relief when your problem reduces to linear algebra
step 2: panic when you realize you somehow don't actually know any linear algebra

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:19 AM, May 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

FlyGuyFrancis98 There’s this app where you can help a blind person with a problem they’re having and it’s mad wavy pic.twitter.com/0TjLCFKccL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 AM, May 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

BotLoveLetters Dear Georgette, I have been drawn to you since our first conversation. I would be much enthused if you resolved this state of affairs. Yours truly, Mina Whitehill

via Cheap Bots, Done Quick! (retweeted on 9:03 AM, May 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

wissmann "Gegenpäpste werden wie Päpste behandelt."

Quelle: Regeln für die alphabetische Katalogisierung in wissenschaftlichen Bibliotheken , § 341 Punkt 3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:11 AM, May 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)