The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 3rd, 2018

wellformedness If you act as if getting one over on (predatory?) journal reviewers is a feat, I'm going to assume that there was a time in the recent past where you believed the journals was true facts only.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Oct 3rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater Ich will keinen Maschinenpark, aber ein Maschinengärtlein.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Oct 3rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Eden_Eats Instagram was down for like 20 min and I finished 3 screenplays, a memoir, learned Italian on Duolingo, and completed the Helen Mirren Masterclass.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Oct 3rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn I've reached yet another chapter in which each paragraph starts with the word "Nor". Whenever this happens, you can tell that Ishmael has a bunch of great arguments for whatever he wants us to believe about the world. Right now it's that the color white is fundamentally evil

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Oct 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Lifehack "ohne Gepäck zum Sport": Wasserflasche am Fahrrad, Handtuch als Schal

via Twitter for Android

ch000ch am i crazy or does donald trump literally look like his father's signature pic.twitter.com/sL43kq7hqx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Oct 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)