The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 5th, 2019

hllizi If they explain to me how reducing the efficiency of agriculture is going to help feed 8+ billions of people while reducing CO2 emissions, then I'm all in. twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 9:22 PM, Jan 5th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

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Für Typen:
Das hier kann als Shampoo, Zahnpasta, Sonnencreme, Motoröl oder Wandspachtel benutzt werden

Für Frauen:
Wir haben diese Feuchtigkeitscreme extra für Ihren linken kleinen Zeh entworfen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Jan 5th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

zirkuspony JETZT WIRD ZURÜCKGETWI hm zu müde

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Jan 5th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

TomNamako "Airports struggling with manpower issues could also opt to loosen standards for checked baggage based on a theory that people would not bring a bomb onto their own flights because the explosion would kill them, too. Known as positive passenger bag match"

cnn.com/2019/01/04/pol…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Jan 5th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@EnglishGibson I don't think the same could be said of "Komm, wir..."

via Twitter for Android in reply to EnglishGibson

EnglishGibson Komm, wir… [+present tense]

Hey, let’s… [+infinitive without ‘to’]
I know, let’s… [+infinitive without ‘to’]

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 AM, Jan 5th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

alter war die letzte folge schlecht, bin geschockt

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

wellformedness There's nothing linguistically interesting about it either except that, like half the nominees, it's a euphemism.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Jan 5th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness I can honestly say I've never heard the WOTY and think it's not-very-clever take on actual creeping fascism so I'm going to pass.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Jan 5th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)