The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 31st, 2019

GoodGermanWords or "Dawn-Of-The-Gods" = End Times

or "Husband-Of-The-Gods" = Husband (used ironically but still uncool)

or "Food-Of-The-Gods" = Jello pic.twitter.com/TRkQLio1WB

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Autorwesen *Bruce Banner voice* I‘m on a planet that is designed to stress me out

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Wär ja schon froh wenn Fußgänger*innen das bei reinen Radwegen machen würden twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

via Twitter for Android

elhotzo warum kosten vegane Kosmetikartikel mehr als normale "ja Bruder ich habs grad so hinbekommen dass wir da keine Schlachtabfälle mit reinwerfen aber das wird seinen Preis haben mein Freund"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn just wrote the worst string reversing function pic.twitter.com/9PZXn1CFFc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:32 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

johnmyleswhite If you care about climate change, I highly recommend caring about the performance of computer programs. If computer hardware collectively uses 10% of the world's energy supply, making most code just 2x more efficient could be a huge victory for humanity: science.time.com/2013/08/14/pow…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Vor meinem geistigen Auge jedes Mal eine dreistöckige Seminarhalle pic.twitter.com/Ct3XG8UuTv

via Twitter for Android

HarryGiles my favourite passive-aggressive move is putting "if it's urgent, feel free to call" in my out-of-office email and not including my phone number.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

JelteWicherts Largest experiment of stereotype threat in high schools ever (N=2064) shows no effect of gender stereotypes on math performance (contrary to dozens of previous non-registered small studies in the literature)
tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.10… pic.twitter.com/bgq9Hqyf4U

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

QuadratPi Woa, wie ich das Lernen auf Klausuren mag. Vom ganzen Kurs kommen Fragen in die Gruppe, vulgo an mich, sodass ich eigentlich nicht mal extra lernen brauche. Ich kümmere mich nur darum, alle Fragen zu beantworten. 😅🤣

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

rynchantress OH: "I regret to inform you that that's a load-bearing yak you're trying to shave."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Momentary cold sweat on encountering what I thought was an endnote reference. Great relief as it turned out to be an exponent.

via Twitter for Android

oliviasolon The tech industry's conflation of "want" with "are more likely to click on" is the root of so many of its problems twitter.com/frankrose/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Jan 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)