The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 8th, 2019

immer noch bestes katzenvideo
Pigeon outsmarts cat youtu.be/ah2mHjwv7DM via @YouTube

via Twitter Web Client

Grumpfdalm Wer malt mir das? twitter.com/Grumpfdalm/sta…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

iamaghostnow <einsame hütte im wald>
░ [hackt holz]
[wagen fährt vor] [zwielichtige person steigt aus]
░ – was willst du
zp – wir brauchen dich
░ – bin nicht mehr im biz das weißt du
zp – ein letzter job
░ – verdammt
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░ [hat ein wurstkostüm an tanzt] ♫ bocki bocki bocki bockwurst b

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:04 PM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Deliberately mistranslated for the amusement* of my wife.

*eye-rolling resignation

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

MillennialProf_ Semester "icebreaker" Tip:

Ask your students to share the kindest thing any teacher has ever said to them.

It's my favorite way to start a semester -- curating a community bonded by kindness.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

jack_kelly I left Google DeepMind to build a non-profit research lab focused on helping to fix climate change ASAP. Very open and collaborative. Everything open-source. Focus on practical, scalable interventions, starting with forecasting solar PV. jack-kelly.com/blog/2019-01-0…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:09 PM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

EnglishGibson Zusammengeschrieben twitter.com/byagoda/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

nsaphra Ah, this one is really good! Write better reviews! twitter.com/nlpmattg/statu…

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 7:34 AM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Sinneswandlerin Das ist nicht mein Antifaschismus. twitter.com/Joerg_Meuthen/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:49 AM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)