The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 19th, 2019

hllizi "zugegangen" LOL.

Kann ich so schreiben, ohne zu wissen, was er gesagt hat, und Recht werde ich haben.

Ist mir klar, daß mich die FAZ jetzt unbedingt wird haben wollen, ich jedoch bin zu Höherem berufen. twitter.com/FAZ_Politik/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:19 PM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

johncarlosbaez Leibniz had the opposite view, saying

"I am so in favor of actual infinity."

He sounds like a Valley girl in this translation. pic.twitter.com/orMS6HNeMS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

johncarlosbaez Gauss wrote:

"I protest against the use of infinite magnitude as something completed, which is never permissible in mathematics. Infinity is merely a way of speaking, the true meaning being a limit..." pic.twitter.com/meCKJYxfO3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Bloodyromcom Woman yells "Aber bitte ohne Salat!" as man heads to buy kebabs and I think I've just found inspiration for a chart-topping Schlager.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:06 PM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Habe Vampirgeschichte gelesen und ihr solltet das auch 🔥💀🦇👻🏳️‍🌈😈☕❄️⚔️💯 twitter.com/Autorwesen/sta…

via Twitter for Android

EnglishGibson In a language with no expression for “Guten Appetit” you can forget about expressing “Guten Appetit zu Hause“ to people ordering food to take away.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EaterNY A woman read 20,000 Yelp reviews as part of her master’s studies. Her finding? Reviewers’ obsession with "authenticity" is white supremacy in action ny.eater.com/2019/1/18/1818… pic.twitter.com/D87Pze3hbV

via Vox Media (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Peacharu_ Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom pic.twitter.com/dA9Kde0M9f

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

FlorianGallwitz Die allgemeine Überraschung hat wohl auch mit dem Mythos von den "selbstlernenden Systemen" zu tun. Da ist immer ganz viel Handarbeit im Hintergrund. Die Systeme lernen gar nichts von selbst. twitter.com/floriangallwit…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:16 PM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender @microth It seems to me it’s just as like to be enabling the bad habit, by aligning a post-deadline crash with a weekend. A Monday deadline at least raises the issue and causes people to think about it. >>

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ch000ch i never wear red underwear in case there's a bull nearby wearing x-ray glasses

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:58 AM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

GriefBison Not just ham, BLACK FOREST ham. That exotic pigmeat on your Subway sandwich had something done to it in Germany's darkest wilderness.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:57 AM, Jan 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)